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Well, at least we still know their name! 
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I just re-ran the theme tune - it's been a few years - on YouTube: Where Everybody Knows Your Name-Gary Portnay (cheers theme song) [with lyrics] - YouTube[^]
And ... those lyrics are ... um ... different 
All those nights when you’ve got no lights,
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it’s tail;
And your third fiance didn’t show; OK...yeah...I get that.
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee’s dead;
The morning’s looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn’t even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl; And your husband what?  In the 1980's?
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I'm more worried about what happened to poor old Mr. Coffee.
It's one of my all time favourite theme tunes but I've never heard the full version - will check it out later, I'm intrigued now.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Occasionally I take you out of your comfort zone... 
Clickety[^]
Which movie?
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This one: YouTube[^]
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"Unfortunately this video is not available in your country thanks to GEMA"
The story of my life?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Which life, exactly?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The barbarian one 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Good. Sounds like the more interesting story. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Clickety[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The sequel to Annie Get Your Gun?
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Is he any relation to Jim Hacker[^]?
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Jim Hacker only had a daughter, Lucy, but he might be a nephew.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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James Hacker: Europe is a community of nations, dedicated towards one goal.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: [laughs]
James Hacker: May we share the joke, Humphrey?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Minister, may I?
[sits]
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Let's look at this objectively. It is a game played for national interests and always was. Why do you suppose we went into it?
James Hacker: To strengthen the brotherhood of free Western nations.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh, really. We went in to screw the French by splitting them off from the Germans.
James Hacker: Well, why did the French go into it, then?
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, to protect their inefficient farmers from commercial competition.
James Hacker: That certainly doesn't apply to the Germans!
Sir Humphrey Appleby: No, no. They went in to cleanse themselves of genocide and apply for readmission to the human race.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...and worst website ever.
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Nope, it's one of these:
Who is Penny Juice?[^]
Or
The Afterlife[^]
Both of which make me want to bring up my breakfast...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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What are you talking about? The Afterlife has got to be the coolest page I've ever seen! 
It's good to know that some people have more time on their hands than I do at least... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 9-Aug-16 6:29am.
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Did you like the way it downloaded a MIDI file without even asking?
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I dind't even notice that, I have sound off on my work computer. Will have to check it out again when my collegues go out to lunch...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Afterlife sure makes me doubt the existence of a life before death.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nope, tried it with sound on, but no MIDI or anything else.
I did notice, however, that if you remove the "#bottom" anchor from the url, you go straight to heaven[^]! I'm sure a lot of people will pay me good money to get that information, right?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm using Chrome, and it didn't play it, it just downloaded it direct to my HDD...
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Not for me, but I'm using Firefox...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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