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We had our simple filter home coffee machine replaced with a huge "industrial" coffee machine once.
We all complained and less than a week passed and it was removed and our old coffee machine was put back (as well as our simple espresso machine that only I use).
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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... I think they are looking for breakfast in Alderaan places: Star Wars Death Star Toaster[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There's also a Darth Vader toaster[^] - I bet it's Sithling news for all Star Wars fans - Luke out for it in your local stores! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It only makes toast that's a bit too much on the Dark Side for me.
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You don't think it's a great enlistment slogan: "Come to the Dark Side, we've got toast!"??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can't see Darth Vader having the peanut butter to put on it, frankly.
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From the same website[^]. Happy now?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Shut up and take my money already!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I was fine with it until the "just add vodka" bit! 
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Quote: All you need is a bottle of generic vodka and in 36 hours you could be the toast of London.
Enough vodka will make anything generic 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I hears your lonely heart, in all the secret whisperings of the world.
Which movie?
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Something to do with very large elephanting weapons? 
I'm still surprised at how many Americans hadn't heard of Roald Dahl, and were shocked that this was the name of a kid's movie.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Tell-Tale Heart
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Theatre returned and removed all ties, but hung on (10)
Theatre = rep
returned = Per
removed all ties = severed
Hung on = Persevered
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 11-Aug-16 8:16am.
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chorusline? (I know - it's not even a real word.. just need to throw a guess out)
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Um, let me think... nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Singapore is famous for it's malls and shopping centres, the locals go there to stand around and chat, enjoying the A/C and doing their shopping. Navigating these clumps of immobile pedestrians can be irritating if you have somewhere to go!
Enter the new pokemon thing and the zombie count has gone way up, crowds of people all peering at their phones waving them in the air and none of them are aware of their surroundings.
I predict a death or serious injury in the near future as one of these people blindly walks into the traffic!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Drop a shoulder and keep on ploughing on, or just pretend its ten pin bowling with people. See how many you can get in one go....
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I would not go that far, but by now I don't care very much if someone runs around blind and deaf and insists on running into me. If they don't care, why should I?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 11-Aug-16 4:06am.
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Me? I stick out a leg to "accidentally" trip over kids running around in supermarkets ... I'd have no problem pushing a Go-mbie down an escalator 
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Would it not be much more evil to snatch their phones and throw them in front of the incoming subway/bus/steamroller?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yeah - but what am I going to do with their phone?
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Throw the phones before the bus, not the Zombies. They will follow automatically.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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