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Indeed I do 
Marc
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OK, how about you get old and I get something. I can live with that deal.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Personally I like some of the more artistic tattoos, especially on nubile young women. The more aggressive, think of the Maori markings, are fantastically intimidating on a well built body.
Considered as art then some of them really do qualify, as with all art there are plenty of lousy examples as well.
As with 99% of nudity in only looks good on the young and healthy/beautiful.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I do have one on my right leg
Tattoos can be a nice thing, if made by someone who knows what they're doing. Else you're effed.
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Side tracking a little (inspired by the headline only):
I was going to have another T-shirt made. The problem is finding a sufficiently terse wording to fit on a T-shirt. The best I have come up with yet is
Getting old
is better than
getting cool
So, do you have suggestions for improvements? Should it rather be "Being old is better than being cool"? "Being old beats being cool"?
From a terseness point of view, the classical 'Getting old is better than not to', but I consider it worn out. Besides, I like double meanings and puns.
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Getting old is better than being a hipster...
Also "Old age is no country for weaklings.. they don't ever last that long
Age, Experience and Low Cunning will overcome youth and talent every time...
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Ed Aymami wrote: Getting old is better than being a hipster...
Also "Old age is no country for weaklings.. they don't ever last that long
Either, these two do not contain any of the punning that I am so fond of, or I am not getting it.
The texts are OK by themselves, though. It is just me enjoying double meanings and references that are not immediately obvious, and you have to think a litte to get it.
(The shirt I wore yesterday had the text on the back: 'Electrical cars need no distributor (Niklas)'. The front was Norwegian, untranslatable: 'Elektriske biler har ingen fordeler' - 'fordeler' can mean both 'advantages' and 'distributor', with sligthly different pronounciations.)
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jeron1 wrote: Or more likely, I'm just missing the point.
no, you found it:
jeron1 wrote: much alcohol ... to consume
but just seem to've underestimated its importance.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I agree. It is part of the "Look at me!" syndrome, which explains the success of Facebook as well.
Personally, I believe that I was born with all of the holes in my skin that my body needs.
The tattoo fad is a clear cut example of the old saying "Just because you CAN, does not mean that you SHOULD."
This also applies to anyone thinking of creating a new computer language....
A giraffe is a horse designed by a committee and implemented with Agile.....
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Ed Aymami wrote: Personally, I believe that I was born with all of the holes in my skin that my body needs.
Approxmately half of the population are likely to expand one of them someshat, though.
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No, you sound rational to me. But them, I am old!
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So I'm nearly 2 hours late with the news
...Wade Frankum shot up Strathfield Plaza with an AK-47.
I said 'Yeah why not' and next thing you know I'm married.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Are you still married? 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yes. Hit the married half my life point over two years ago.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Congratulations.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Thanks. 02:00 here, better get to bed.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Celebratory root then.
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Celebratory root then.
I asked and was told to faarrrkkkk right off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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 Always worth a try.
This space for rent
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Michael Martin wrote: Wade Frankum shot up Strathfield Plaza with an AK-47
Jeeze! Was that really 25 years ago? The years have flown by.
Michael Martin wrote: I said 'Yeah why not' and next thing you know I'm married.
Oh.
OK, so they flew by for me, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Congrats, mate!
Must catch up some time when I'm down the hill.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Peter_in_2780 wrote: Congrats, mate!
Must catch up some time when I'm down the hill.
Thanks. Let me know when you're coming and I'll make time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My 25th is a year from yesterday.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: My 25th is a year from yesterday.
So you're going to celebrate it with the 40th anniversary of Elvis dying while trying to take a sh!t?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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