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Upunskr Draugar smartphonet?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm stuck in the office for almost 4 more hours because the first place we went for lunch was so backed up we ended up going somewhere else that seated us right away before turning into a glacier simulation. Meanwhile back at my desk I just spent half an before figuring out why my newest unit test wasn't being run by ReSharper:
[Test]
private void ReticulateTheSplinesTest()
{
var map = GetMapWithoutReticulatedSplines();
map.RetirculateSplines();
Assert.IsTrue(map.SplineStatus == Status.Reticulated);
}
Going to be a really long afternoon. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: RetirculateSplines
Retirculated?
Am i the winner of the:
Official No-Prize!!!!
Please send as soon as possible.
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OK, your orificial noprise can be downloaded from here.[^] 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The video begins to play.
Two hands reach out of your monitor each with the index finger bent into a hook.
The hooked fingers stab into your eye sockets and gouge the eyeballs out.
They next proceed to reach around the sides of your head and stab your ear drums out as well.
You think these are good things.
To anyone else who's watched my link: Tell me I totally nailed the description. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wow. You must be a lot of fun to work with, ay.
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I'm hiding from people this afternoon for a reason.
It's still an accurate description of the best case outcome of clicking that video link though 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The HVAC's been off for the past 100 minutes for "demand curtailment" wrapping myself into something I wouldn't wear outside even when the windchill hit 40 below would not be a good plan.
Dilbert Comic Strip on 2009-01-05 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You totally rick-n-rolled it!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Tron was all about trying to get into the computer.
Matrix was all about trying to get out.
modified 25-Aug-16 15:05pm.
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That reminds me of a joke...
Q: If you're a Russian going to the bathroom and an American coming out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
A: European
Jeremy Falcon
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I drank a lot of water
Had to go to pee.
I kept dreaming of a bathroom
I thought I'd never see...
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Ah, poetry from The Yellow River by I.P. Freely.
Jeremy Falcon
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If you're Russian going to the bathroom, you probably have diarrhea.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Was gonna save that for the sequel... Number Two. 
Jeremy Falcon
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I'll let you know
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Its just Friday to get through and the weekend is here and if your in the UK its a 3 day weekend 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: if you're in the UK it's a 3 day wet weekend
It always rains on bank holidays! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The sun will come out tomorrow
So you got to hang on 'til tomorrow, come what may!
Tomorrow, tomorrow, on CP tomorrow
You're only a day away
Jeremy Falcon
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So what you're saying is that if you wait long enough you'll always get all the sunshines you could ever want. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Or die. Either way, problem solved. 
Jeremy Falcon
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