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I don't know what and whom to trust anymore? Here is why[^]
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I have deciphered it. It says javascript is shite.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Have you programmed in javascript the algorithm to decipher it?
Sorry for my bad English
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VB6.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Not a great achievement: is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.
Sorry for my bad English
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This one's going on to my signature.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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They've now decoded the message;
"ASL?
Sent from my iPhone 6,852,190"
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The decoded message is:
"Send 10^30 kilograms of hydrogen to the each of the top 6 star systems on this list, erase the top name, add yours to the bottom of the list, and send it to all your friends. Within a million years, you are guaranteed to receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until your star goes nova.
Do not break this chain!
* The foobars of Epsilon Indi III did so, and became the dumping ground for all of the galaxy's spam mail.
* The bazbangs of Alcor 5 did so, and all the galaxy's newbie programmers headed there, driving them to racial suicide."
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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All right! These guys invented radio 95 years ago. Let's invade them and plunder their planetary resources.
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Not necessarily. The article suggests they may be a Kardashev Type II civilization - we are lowly Type 0 - so invading them might be like a log canoe full of cavemen invading the USA...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well... a caveman is almost about to invade the White House.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yeah - but he says he'll get the guys in the next hollowed out log to pay for it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: o invading them might be like a log canoe full of cavemen invading the USA...
So you suggest our own army invade us?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Whilst I'm firmly convinced that much of the universe is infested with life, I do find it unlikely that SETI is the way to find it. SETI has always struck me as having a ridiculously anthropocentric view of the universe, seeming to be based on the notion that any "intelligent" species will follow a technological development that closely mirrors that of homo sapiens and reach an inevitable point where they start playing with radio telescopes and send out some code that any other life-form will somehow get.
What would such a message say, any way? We already struggle to communicate with the vast majority of the millions of life-forms on our planet, God help any poor alien that tries to decipher all that useful information that we put on Voyager.
If what the article says is true about the amount of energy required to broadcast in every direction, then it's hard to imagine any intelligent species expending such colossal resource on such a random process (especially when any message could easily be interpreted as "come and invade us if you're more advanced than we are").
If the message is actually targeted at our tiny corner of space, then the obvious question would be why? It would have to be in response to something that happened at least 190 years ago (time for a signal to get there and back at light speed) and it's hard to imagine that anything done on Earth prior to 1826 would have been detectable that far away.
It seems a lot more likely that we've stumbled across a natural phenomenon rather than an interstellar message in a bottle.
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I agree with your point that assuming extraterrestrial civilizations develop in any way similar to our own is foolish.
PeejayAdams wrote: it's hard to imagine that anything done on Earth prior to 1826 would have been detectable that far away
Faraday was experimenting with electric motors in the 1820's. Any conductor that passes current through it becomes an transmitter. Since we cannot say with absolute certainty the amounts of current Faraday was employing in some of his experiments, it cannot be ruled out as a possible source, but that also assumes the receiving end has receivers sensitive enough to pick up the EM hum of washing machines.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Fair point, and whilst picking that out against the background noise might seem like a virtual impossibility to us, it could well be child's play to a more technologically evolved species.
And if they can do that ... well, we may not have to wait 95 years for a visit.
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Well, I do like to entertain the idea that we have our physics fundamentals backwards. It does make the flight of fancy that faster then light travel is possible.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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The signal has been deciphered - it seems it's a batch of another 24,000 deleted emails from Hillary Clinton's server. According to one source, none of the emails are about yoga.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Quote: Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
...
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
RIP
Jeremy Falcon
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Now, this 2016 is awful.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yeah, Let's take a vote to restore the backup and try again! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are very few movies worth watch more than once. He seems to be in most of them.
“What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons.”
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