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I LOL'd. This was posted accidentally and was to be my lead-in to the comment I posted above.
I suspect this one may actually create more amusement.. 
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(To paraphrase the old joke) Yesterday I couldn't spell dinosaur. Today I are one."
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Very appropriate - the dinosaurs couldn't spell either! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But are dinosaurs affected by spells?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Johnny J. wrote: the dinosaurs couldn't spell either!
The Tryinthethesaurus Rex could!
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Obligatory link[^] of course... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have a magic lucky key chain that repels them, keeping them at great distances.
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Actually PHP survived many, many, many (did I say many?) young developers and companies.
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Sounds like these pants could start something (3,4)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nah, too easy peasy!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Don't have time to do a difficult one 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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CAR KEYS
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Ah! So you do get to do it tomorrow! Excellent...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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'sOK - I'll do it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Each girl is a transfemoral amputee that lost her leg during the liberation
Which movie?
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Hopalong Cassidy
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Finders Keepers. Obvious 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Yuck!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Debbie Does Rolf Harris??? 
BTW: Does anybody know how he's doing, playing (with) his Diggeridoo in the slammer? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Let's Dance
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hi All,
I remeber something a little while ago here about someone applying for a job and it actually being a device to get your CV and register you with an agency. Can't remember if I weighed in on it, but it happened to me, today coming out (luckily!) from an interview my pocket starts ringing. Being that I was a little out of it I agreed to a time wasting Skype chat with there team to so they can put a name to a face. I don't really know whats worse, I agreed to it or they wanted to put me forward for a MFC role...with a company I know does have any need for one. My spidey sense is tingling is this recruiter trying to appear busy?
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