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Why did you go to the Co-Op?
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Good job he didn't need eggs.
Maybe that's what happened to Henry XIII.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pom Pey3 wrote: I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting sh*t
No surprises there then! 
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Yeah you know it. And on that mix, if she hadn't have been a lesbian it would have been something else all night and a good part of the next day as well 
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Pom Pey3 wrote: else all night and a good part of the next day as well
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate. I know, I have been there (not quite with that precise mix, but close enough to know. )
As a fellow Devonian, I know how people really live in the country!
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Munchies_Matt wrote: On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate
Yep, it certainly does.
Munchies_Matt wrote: As a fellow Devonian
You know Pompey isn't in Devon right?
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Yeah, Pompey, that club down on Union Street!
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While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: I don't believe any other part of the story and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions
Trust me, it did happen and I see no reason why I would lie or you would think I would lie?
Are you really suggesting any post you don't believe should be in the Soapbox? That's an interesting rule you are proposing there.
BillWoodruff wrote: other poorly written
I'll give you that.
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Is a pod of musical whales an Orcastra?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Am I glad that you decided against punning sperm whales.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think he tossed that idea off right away.
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It sucked!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There does seem to be a real fa-cetacean with the aquatics here.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Do programming sharks use ageel methodologies?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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A lot of fishy puns lately, is that a fluke?
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Clearly he's begun to flounder.
/ravi
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He seems to be making a halibut out of it.
/ravi
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He's doing it on porpoise I tell ya.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's begun to give me a haddock.
/ravi
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Not sure what to Mako that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hate to seem crabby, but I have run out of fish puns, so I will clam up. (which I have used before).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You need to regrouper and try again.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"When killer whales hunt, is it an orcastrated attack?"
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