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OriginalGriff wrote: Sounds like you should be writing a companion book: "Elephant Your Apple App"?
Who said i'm not? 
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raddevus wrote: Squeeeee!!!
Why must Ned Beatty come to mind every time I hear/see that word?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm not sure...but I am writing a Psychoanalysis App that you will soon be able to download and simply scan your face and it will tell you if you're certifiably insane or not.
As a bonus, it will tell you if you're a criminal or not too:
Neural Network Learns to Identify Criminals by Their Faces[^]
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How about this[^] lovely face?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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raddevus wrote: By the way, the app still doesn't seem to show up in the App Store yet.
I see it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Thanks for checking. Wow, let me take a look here.
Haha!! There it is.
I'm teliing you, someone over there at CP has got pull!!
or my powers of complaining have reached new heights.
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Congratulations!
Maybe there's a glut of Christmas-related apps getting submitted at the moment?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Thanks that is all great information. I really appreciate you posting and letting me know.
I did provide quite a lot of information about the app too in the hope that it would all go well.
I may have written up too long of a description? 
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To party like y'aorta, should you choose the Haemo Globe Inn?
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Did I tell you in vein to leave it?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I knew your heart wasn't in it.
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Are you kidneyng?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Liver me alone!
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You two need to 'spleen yourselves.
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Just keep reading - it's all in the appendix.
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Are you a skin for trouble?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I prostate myself, beseeching your mercy.
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Sir, I mustache you to stop mouthing.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You've really got your teeth into this one, haven't you?
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Toupé!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Hah! You nose when you are beaten!
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They'll serve appetizers on small dishes, called platelets.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There's a rumor circulating that you are bloody out of line.
We see your puns are getting cornea and cornea.
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