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W∴ Balboos wrote: have you ever heard ... (shudder) someone from the Southern USA?
Considering I'm from there... yes I have.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Those examples should explain quite well as to why the simian brethren decided it best to remain silent and be considered "dumb" rather then speak and remove all doubt.
Maybe, be we can cook. And when we get drunk, we get laid. So there. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: And when we get drunk, we get laid.
Voluntarily? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: And when we get drunk, we get laid.
Although anything's possible after you pass out, it's probably just an "in your dreams"*
* Assuming you don't raise sheep.
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Wandered through QA lately?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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maybe she was wrong to talk
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Most talking monkeys I have met wore a suit and had a pointy hairdo.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Humans are only the fourth most intelligent creature on Earth; the white mice, the dolphins, and the monkeys are all ahead of us.
Humans consider themselves more intelligent than monkeys or dolphins, because we have wars, built New York, etc., while they just muck about having a good time. Monkeys and dolphins consider themselves more intelligent, and for the exact same reasons.
(With apologies to Douglas Adams)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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There's that old saying that "if you get an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them will produce the entire works of Shakespeare".
Well we don't have an infinite number of either, so we have to make do with the internet
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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A co-worker is retiring; today is his last day on site.
While cleaning out his desk, he found some dried mango slices - best before date November 2000.
It looked like something from a 'Cheech and Chong' skit from the '70s.
Looks like....
Smells like...
Feels like...
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I'd change the labeling to make it look more recent and mail it to him as a going away gift.
Jeremy Falcon
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We have all had a hearty laugh; well, all of those that are old enough to understand. Some of the younger set are looking at us wondering what is so funny.
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nothing is funny and there was only a comedy
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Looks like....
Smells like...
Feels like...
Good thing you didn't step in it.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I miss cheech and chong. One of the funniest scenes for me, was Cheech and Chong driving down the highway, car full of smoke, and you couldn't see anyone in the car, it was so full of smoke.
Very funny, at least for me.
Brings back memories....of the movie, that is. 
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My favorite line was when the cop, Stacey Keetch stopped them and he said; "...you going to eat that..." pointing to the hot dog.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Did they find any papers with those slices? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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... you have a journalist writing articles about rogue hobbitses?
A Gollumnist!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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That's just precious
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It does have a certain ring to it.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Ringses. It does have certain ringses to it.
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Javascript documentation
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Here's a bit of a twist on conventional crossword clues. All of these are clued without definition and are self-descriptive in some way.
For example, Vaping (5, 6) could lead us to Crazy paving or Mono (4, 4) could give us Moon shot. All answers are commonplace words or phrases and most are fairly easy ...
1) Reaps (5, 6)
2) Thom (4, 5)
3) How sad (6, 4)
4) Shores (4, 6)
5) Shingle (6, 7)
6) Ape (7)
7) Lamina (4, 6)
8) Teats (7, 5)
9) No-no (4, 4)
10) Gib (3-4)
11) Intra (5, 5) (Two possible answers)
12) Brian (5, 6)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Reaps -- Spear thrown
Thom -- Moth balls
How sad -- Shadow fall
Shores -- Wild horses
Shingle -- Broken english
Ape -- Peasoup(?)
Lamina -- Wild animal
Teats -- ? state
No-no -- High noon
Gib -- big-?
Intra -- Train wreck
Brian -- Brain ?
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That's most of them. I was thinking peanuts but pea soup works pretty well, similarly I was thinking of shadow play but I rather like shadow fall.
I've just realised that there's a rather ruder version of the last one than the one that I was originally thinking of (any yes, it does start with brain).
Slogans aren't solutions.
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