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Debbie does Drugs?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Isn't that Game of Thrones where those losers swear their oath to guard the ice wall?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It is the opening speech for the new requirements for a 99% finished project...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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CodeProject, the Sunday Afternoon.
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Hamlett and Eggs
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Happy birthday Dave. 
He is offshore I believe, or at least I think he was on the 18th, he posted pictures of the offshore festive decorations on FaceBook.
I've mentioned your post here over on FaceBook.
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Thanks Griff!
Yes, I am offshore Qatar at the moment, go back to Doha on the 22nd, and spending Christmas and New Year in Qatar again. Don't fancy going back to the UK this year. No parents or other family visiting this year, so we are having crimbo with the next door neighbours on the 25th, and then they are packing up to ship out the country on the 26th, so feel they will be doing that with a hangover
Kids not too happy about not going back to the UK, but with not knowing what is happening in 2017 yet, making the most of things!
Celebrating being 22 again with KitKats, Snickers and full fat Coke, the drink that is! The wind had fortunately died down today, so also managed a full hour on the sunlounger up the helideck at lunchtime, ipod on, temperature was just perfect.
Here is the link to the festive decorations on the platform, do you think they went OTT 
Qatar is Calling: Too much? Hmm...........do wonder![^]
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Possibly a smidgen overkill there, but nothing that wouldn't look out of place in some parts of Wales! 
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Happy Birthday!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Happy Birthday, also that is the most Christmas Decoration I have seen this year! I take it being non-Christian they have seen a few over the top Christmas specials and gone from there!
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Happy birthday!!!
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This really is easy peasy
Embellish a function with service (5)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You're not wrong!
Adorn - function A DO + service = RN (Royal Navy).
Slogans aren't solutions.
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There you go you are up tomorrow 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It is, isn't it?
But I did it yesterday, so I'm not answering!
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Have I lost a week somewhere or Bob out to a very-early party?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's the "lost week" one: you do remember getting drunk with the hamsters? The traffic cone? Four ladies of leisure and the orangutang?
I'd say more, but ... "What happens in QA, stays in QA".
Happy New Year for Sunday!
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Please! Keep it quiet!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Four ladies of leisureseamstresses and the orangutanglibrarian?
Let's keep it KSS
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ah! The things Sandra Battye can do with a needle and a mushroom!
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... and a mushroom!
I prefer the MaryJ. pancakes  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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So ... you're not a Pratchett fan then?
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Not so versed to recognise the quotes in a foreign language
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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