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I heard he got fired, he was hitting the sauce too much.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A real pizza work, that post.
Normally, I rotoni what I needed to post . . . orzo I though . . .
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Olive us know that a TotD is integrale humor, or so Ceci.
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I bet he told his boss to "Stick it innuendo!"
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So that's an error message, but I ask how does it know that the recursion is infinite? 
It's not infinite, it's just very deep*.
* No, it is infinite.
veni bibi saltavi
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He's not infinite. He's a very naughty algorithm. Now p**s off!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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-- that was painful actually.
We have a wrapper controller, that holds multiple other controllers and when a call hits it that is where any branching takes place. When an unnamed eejit changes the lookup to return itself to be called the air circulatory device is impeded by aerial faeces...
In other news, I'm on my fourth espresso this afternoon.
veni bibi saltavi
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Its just a likely cause. It could also be that you're using a Microsoft "feature" (such as GDI+) that fragments memory so badly it soon has trouble allocating enough for a long integer.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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It's not infinite because there are two stop conditions:
Out of memory and stack overflow.
You triggered one of them
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You should never trigger StackOverflow 
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That's why I have written it all lower case 
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Third condition: running out of monkeys - coz not infinite number of them either.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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You mean politicians don't count? 'Coz there seems to be an infinite number of those buggers!
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You are confusing the number of politicians [finite] with the number of political jobs [infinite]. And I think when you ask them for their expenses receipts that is when you get an out of memory...
veni bibi saltavi
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They're all the way down!
veni bibi saltavi
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Is a process which can be aware of whether or not another process is infinitely recursive ipso facto recursive itself ?
Why does this remind me of the fact that both Cantor and Godel went insane working on the mathematics of the ordinality of infinities ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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What ever happened on D-Day a couple days ago? You built us up with all of the potential scenarios, then left us hanging. Curious minds want to know!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It could be that it was option 6/5 and he now has better things to do.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You know you can invoke him with the "at sign" notation?
Stick an '@' in front of his login name (shown on his user page) and it tells him you asked a question, thusly: @Colin_Mullikin
@daveauld
Will do it!
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I meant to do that, but then I never actually used his name in the message body and forgot. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Well........it is still sinking in!
There has been a bit of a $h!t-storm out of it all....and I think I got off relatively lightly compared to others, albeit was worse than I expected!
So....it looks like it is going to be option 3! But, still to finally decide which country is on the cards, although Cyprus is still the probable destination.
So the next 5 months are going to be a roller coaster. The kids still don't know, the wife is overloaded with emotion and the volume of information to and decisions to make is starting to mount! Meanwhile, I am still in the middle of the sea where nothing else is being talked about.
On the plus side, the work email has almost come to a stop!
Only thing to do is psychologically accept the situation and form/execute the plan!
Thanks for asking.
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I thought I would post this here before putting it in Sugs & Bugs, in case it's just me. 
Some of my clients have switched to W10, and are now using Edge, so I thought I ought to use it for a bit to become familiar with its more obvious idiosyncrasies. However, when posting in CP, I only get two, or at best three lines in the preview box, with no scroll bar.
So, two questions:
0. Does anybody else use Edge, and
1. If so, do you have the same problem.
Ha! ...and I have just noticed that if I hit the tab key, the cursor disappears completely!
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