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Hahahaha - wait until you have to have a biopsy for your prostate. Apparently. So I've been told... 
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Isn't that a bit too hard, just because he does not like tomato sauce?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Instructions on package (?):
When it gets hot and wet, drain it.
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Bechamel sauce would be appropriate, I think! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Korean version's called "phalottini".
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Had much experience of those then have you?
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Munchies_Matt wrote: i am a troll
You should move to North Korea.
Lots of lovely bridges to live under, there (and bugger-all Internet).
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So yesterday, I noticed a popup message that updates for VS2017 were ready to install, but I didn't think much of it.
Then, during a GoToMeeting session with a new client, VS2017 refused to open, saying something about the settings file being corrupt, and to fix it, use devenv.exe /resetsettings or something like that.
I rebooted instead, and VS2017 was able to open the SLN file.
This morning, I noticed some weird things. All my keyboard customizations were gone, and the (my opinion) useless code lens was back.
A really annoying thing I noticed was that Ctrl-Tab, release all keys, Ctrl-Tab again, which used to toggle between two tabs (and still does in VS2015 and VS2012), no longer toggles between them, but instead continues to cycle forward through the tab list. WTF.
And the last insult is, when I try to import my exported settings, I click on "just import my settings without saving", click on "Next", and the freaking dialog box exits.
The most amusing one though was when I clicked the "close" icon for the IDE, it closed without error, and the VS2017 said "restarting" and it relaunched.
It seems to have gotten a mind of its own, so like Dave (Space Odyssey 2001 reference) I unplugged its brain and am now re-installing.
We'll see.
The most annoying thing is that up until this weekend, VS2017 was working flawlessly (not that I push the tech limit what with desktop and simple WPF stuff.)
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Just found this:
Ok, I found the problem.
The error occurred because I've had 110 dpi scaling on my monitors.
Setting it to 100 dpi, everything works fine.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
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Crazily enough, that fixed the import settings problem. (Yes, I was running at 110% custom size because the laptop screen is pretty much unreadable with my 54 year old eyes otherwise.)
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While the import dialog now appears, it failed to import my keyboard settings. Sigh. Remapped my keyboard shortcuts (including that stupid Next/Previous DocumentWindowNav popup, and exported my settings to a file. Who knows if it will properly import the next time it screws up.
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: The most amusing one though was when I clicked the "close" icon for the IDE, it closed without error, and the VS2017 said "restarting" and it relaunched.
Sounds like it's channeling SSMS to me. On my old job's laptop I always had to close that dumpsterfire twice because the first time it would normally relaunch itself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Marc Clifton wrote: Just found this:
Ok, I found the problem.
The error occurred because I've had 110 dpi scaling on my monitors.
Setting it to 100 dpi, everything works fine.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
That's absolutely correct. Mickeysoft does not want you to take too close a look.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Mickeysoft does not want you to take too close a look.
Is that the conclusion you came to using your whole open mind? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Help! I'm being stalked and molested by a fanboi!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't worry. I'll save you.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So if you set it to 90%, does it close before you click the close icon?
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So I guess at 67 I'll have to trade VS in for a younger model?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll have to trade VS in for a youngeran older model?
Visual Studio 6 had none of these problems. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Considering that the government stole an hour of our sleep time, yesterday, your timing is either perfect or aggravating.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: stole
lent!
They will give it back next winter... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sure, but they won't pay any interest!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: but they won't pay any interest
So, take it not!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Damned straight!
I'm resetting my clocks right now!
That'll learn 'em!
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Mark_Wallace wrote: stole
lent!
Holy Angels and Demons, another catholic conspiracy!
lent ends on April 13, why does it take almost 6 more months before they give the hour back?
are the illuminati in on this one too??
Why didn't Dan Brown tell us about this?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: lent ends on April 13, why does it take almost 6 more months before they give the hour back?
I give up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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