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The Darwin Awards, the only awards that only the losers can attend.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: A tragedy...
...for the poor sexually assaulted crocodile.
No means no! 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Ya know, um...  ??
Jeremy Falcon
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Well, that's Aussies for ya...
He's not just a contender, but he won it. No more of his genes in the pool.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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There are times when that pool needs considerably more chlorine...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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So now we have a hopped up crack head croc wandering the coastline.
I call bullshit - I am 1 beach away from there and it was not in the local news or the national news nor is it on the radio.
Croc and shark attacks ALWAYS make the national news!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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While reading article The mere presence of your smartphone reduces brain power, study shows -- ScienceDaily[^] from the daily news emails of codeproject, i wanted to comment the lickly connection to things like, "Don't think about a pink elephant! What you thinking about?"
And wanted to add the subject line. Or another way to phrase it, "We are going to take a maths test. Oh and don't worry, there are no spiders in the walls."
?? Why would the examiner say there are no spiders? Were there spiders before? What if the spiders come back? How did they check that there are no spiders IN the wall? OH, MY, Gs, they are lying, there are spiders in the wall"
modified 26-Jun-17 7:01am.
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I don't know what you have taken, but I want a bit 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Funny, I was going to post the same thing.
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Great minds think alike?  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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My arachnophobia is not to bad, but
What is the phobia name for fear that the Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole and end all life on (and around) earth?
I think I have that, hence the delays in my projects.
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maze3 wrote: What is the phobia name for fear that the Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole and end all life on (and around) earth
Don't know, but it is a matter for conCERN
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Had the examiner said your mother-in-law was in the next room, pissed as hell, you'd be distracted too.
Presence of your telephone only distracts if you allow it to. Same goes for email. Turn of the notification and do them in bulk. Most of them don't require immediate attention anyway.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My smartphone distracts me a lot... when I want to be distracted.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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maze3 wrote: "Don't think about a pin, elephant! What you thinking about?"
Well, I'm certainly not thinking about a pin! (And don't call me "elephant".) 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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OMG - went back to fix that
"Don't think about a pink, elephant!"
then went back to finish your commnet, and realised I still had not fixed the issue.
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maze3 wrote: commnet
An NSA term?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Spiders are much more intelligent than smart-phones.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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For the arachnophobia, or the person telling that?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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"The horn of Adam" is an example of this type of game?
(5, 6, 7)
modified 26-Jun-17 5:01am.
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First Person Shooter
Adam = first person
and his horn is his hooter - First Person's Hooter.
Andy B
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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