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access!
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Virtual 56k modems ought to be enough for everyone. If not, Microsoft will easily find a good use for your bandwith and data volume. 
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56k modems? Luxury. We used to dream of having 56k modems! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I can offer VT100 terminals with selectable 75 baud or blistering 300 baud.
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Do not forget that in the age of 56K modems there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so...
Everything has a price 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so...
I would not miss them... and neither most of the fancy crap webs need to load that actually bring nothing but delay and bandwidth consume without any improvement in the functionality
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You make it sound so tempting ... I've probably still got a dial up modem somewhere ... Hmmm ...
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If you have any problem to get one, you always can edit the hosts file
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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> there were no Twitter, Facebok, Youtube and so...
Yeah, those were GREAT days.
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I've never even SEEN twitter. Ever.
I've seen Facebook once, when a coworker showed me something on his desktop, but that's all.
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CompuServe on a 1200 baud modem should be good enough for everyone.
Although not sure how to bill for the time necessary to download the Oracle developer version before I can start working on the new project.
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Quote: Google, Facebook, Netflix, Amazon, Twitter, Reddit and Snapchat are among the major Internet companies taking part in the event. According to Fight for the Future, one of the organizers of the protest, many sites will be displaying an alert on their homepage that will try to give users a feel for what the Internet would be like without net neutrality.
Ummm... Aren't Google, Facebook, Netflix, Twitter, Reddit and Snapchat the very companies that Net neutrality proponents are fearing would buy up the "fast" access giving themselves an advantage? 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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it's
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gawd
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My
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LOL!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Positively brilliant. Love it.
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He listed Hadoop twice!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Quote: Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications.
Rapist: Hadoop, murder, arson and hadoop.
Hedley Lamarr: You said hadoop twice.
Rapist: I like hadoop.
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C#/C++?
Is he equating those lowly C++ primitive beings with evolved and smart civilization that has intelli-elephanting-sense?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Just realized that 'lazy' is not on mine!!! Going to fix it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Also, I'm proficient in Pikachu."
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