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You made a valid point last week, but I wouldn't push your luck.
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You don't want to tell me that there really are people who would defend PHBs? In this particular case that would be the Pointy Hatted Boss.
Anyway, let's hope that nobody really comes with a sentence that ends with 'or else'. That's usually the point where I lose all humor.
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CodeWraith wrote: Anyway, let's hope that nobody really comes with a sentence that ends with 'or else'.
If you're writing an if block, and you want some code to execute when the condition isn't met, would you put it under if or else? 
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Don't come between the CodeWraith and his code! 
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Or else?
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Or else I hope you are taller than a Hobbit.[^]
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With your subject, "Liberals and humorless avert your eyes", you have no one left to read your post.
Fortunately, no one's paid you any mind.
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I don't have anything against liberals, that was the guy who used to post things with a similar warning years ago. Besides that, I expected nothing else. Tell them to do something and they will do the exact opposite. I sure would have something sexist to say about that...
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I was just noting that the subject excluded everyone.
Just reading what you're writing.
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I just did a search. The original was not much better: Liberals and foreigners avert your eyes. Dang, was that really six years ago?
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And found it quite amusing at that. I always thought that "forked" was what you were when your code didn't work!
Github Dictionary (SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 21-Aug-17 6:14am.
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'Reposotory' is new to me too 
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Exactly. But it's easy: It's just a big chunk of code! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Oh, I thought some kind of lobotomy (which the creator of that news item must have had) 
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Fox News: just as good as Sky...
Mock The Week: You've been watching Sky News. To be honest, i'd double-check everything you've just heard.
Mock The Week- Political Cliff Hangers - YouTube[^] Quote is at 2:34, SFW provided your speakers are off.
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An edit is not a fork.
3 lines, 3 mistakes. Not even capable of running a spill-chicker. Whoever is paying for that is burning money 
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I hear this brightly coloured bird is incomparable! (9)
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Nonpareil?
Kinda sounds like parrot, means the same as incomparable?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I like the thinking, but it's not the right answer.
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So it's something similar then, a word that means incomparable that sounds like a bird.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Close! You're very close!
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Sorry about that I'm in the throws of upgrading a massive financial system for a government department and just plain forgot 
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