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But there is only one spaghetti monster.
Don't be fooled by impastas!
I'll get my coat...
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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And I'm going to Hell, or whatever each has for some equivalent, in all of them!
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I'm going in Hell or equivalent for all of them except pastafarianism. I never preach it but I, as most italians, live this religion with passionate abandon.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Oh I'm going to drown in sauce forever. 
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That is so true!
Yaarhhhh.
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Java, JavaScript, PHP, Visual BASIC, just to name some of the evil ones. And forget the Illuminati. There are some secret brotherhoods that are even worse, like Apple or Mickeysoft.
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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And don't forget Open-source Religion for a fully unit tested approach to spirituality.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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You forgot big-endianism vs little-endianism 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought that the others are called copypastas.
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter
how many women are assigned.
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I revelioli in your wisdom. 
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Is 50% of Canada the letter 'A'?
Sorry it's late: minor household emergency...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Eh?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hopefully broken pipe type emergency and not appendectomy type emergency.
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Nothing too serious, all fixed now.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And 33% of Europe the letter 'E'?
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...but this is more than likely going to happen someday: Close to Home by John McPherson | Read Comic Strips at GoComics.com[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What a waste of gazpacho.
What do you mean one day oh you thought that was a bee following you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I also propose that all 'Flash Gordon' episodes will be rewritten as 'Flash Griff' 
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MacSpudster wrote: @OriginalGriff's life achievements warrant being documented in the history books composed of flash paper
I don't think that's quite what they had in mind when they were commenting upon his being a 'flasher'.
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That's a lot cooler excuse than "Dog ate my homework". 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Many years ago, I used the program Mail Bomber to organize and send mass mails to mailing list recipients - and it worked perfectly.
Now, I'm once again in the situation that I need to maintain a small number of mailing lists and occasionally send out mails with pdf attachments.
I tried my old Mail Bomber license, and although it still works, Mail Bomber claims that all the mailadresses I try to send to are invalid (including my own which I use to test with - and KNOW are correct).
Anyway, I can't be bothered spending a lot of time trying to get such an old program to work now, so I'm wondering: Which program is popular for mailing lists at the moment?
A side note: I don't want to enter all these mail adresses in my personal Outlook and try to maintain groups there, first of all because they are not my personal mail contacts, and second of all because the group function in Outlook leaves a lot to be desired.
A separate client such as Mail Bomber (although working) suits me best for this purpose.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 5-Sep-17 9:36am.
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Personally I've used Mailgun and SendGrid (online services) and they've worked well enough..
Transactional Email API Service For Developers | Mailgun
Email Delivery Service | SendGrid
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Do they handle attachments? I looked quickly at Mailguns' site, but it didn't mention anything about it...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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