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I'm not that stupid!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Obligatory comment (take no offense - this is on auto-pilot):
OK - you're not that stupid, but then tell us - how stupid are you ?
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What
Would
Darwin
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Paging Darles Charwin, Darles Charwin please call the burn ward.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So I started on this page (Developer Support Resources | Android Developers[^]) for Android support.
One of the links is to the android-developers support forum[^]
If you click the link hoping to find a place to ask for help you're rewarded with:
Quote: Banned Content Warning
The group you are attempting to view (Android Developers) has been identified as containing spam, malware, or other malicious content. Content in this group is now limited to view-only mode for those with access.
Group owners can request an appeal after they have taken steps to clean up potentially offensive content in the forum. For more information about content policies on Google Groups see our Help Center article on abuse and our Terms of Service.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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And if you add to this, that there are no topics at all in this group...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sh*t just read he's dead
See title
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Come on can members of my CD collection please stop dying! 
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Keef Richards still seems to have life in him... 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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I suppose I should Google, but who was he?
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He was a legendary musician, known for his work with his own band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers as well as his stint with super-group The Travelling Wilberries where he played alongside Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Roy Orbison and Jeff Lynne.
His most famous song is probably the utterly wonderful Freefalling - if you've never heard the man, that's not a bad place to start.
He will be sorely missed.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Waaay back in the day, mid(?) 1980 if you really need to know, I was a student and Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers where on the Damn the Torpedoes tour in little ol' NZ. The gig was the night before a big exam which raised a dilemma - study for exam or say "f**k it I'm off to see Mr Petty".
Tom Petty won by a mile. Great show. One of the best. 
BTW I passed the exam.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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At times of no work, I code little demos and such for new features in .NET, C#, Core, and such. Then, when the motivation drain is normally here, it all stops at some code I might use later.
Today that drain was conspicuously missing. One hour after starting article 1, I had 1000 words on like two pages and was about 1/3 done. Two hours later, I was done, with 1.5k words and 8 pages. I had to stop because the code isn't 100% yet.
On to article 2. I have no metrics, but it was over and published in a flash, when I went on to finish and publish 2 previously incomplete tip/tricks.
Article 1 is a cool one. Please bear with me while I get every last detail working.
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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Brady Kelly wrote: At times of no work, I code little demos and such for new features in .NET, C#, Core, and such.
Heh. Sounds like my life.  It gets to be challenging when what I'm writing is a lot more interesting than what I'm doing for the income generating job. Requires a lot of discipline to stay focused. 
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Hey, I think using XML docs on private methods is allowed, and their content and syntax must be good. One tiny way to code English even for just that one chance before midnight and carriage back to code.
I have SandCastle and am looking forward for a way to integrate data into XML documentation commnents from other sources besides member comments. Like the other parts of the documentation, Intro, Epilogue, etc. It is possible to keep it all under one collection of XML documents.
Pity about the XML, but maybe JSON would have been verbose. And much harder to parse from actual C# code.
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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I saw that. I "gotten" started approving your articles last night 
This space for rent
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Why, thank you, Pete. Long may you approve.
"'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself."
—Aleister Crowley
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Not 100% certain yet but it looks like he died today.  ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Just saw him live this spring. Amazing show!
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I'm afraid it's true[^]. 
/ravi
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Sad, a great American songwriter.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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not yet.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Not another, come on... 
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