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The last 3 letters I'm not sure of - the "sexy texts a question" doesn't seem to fit the letters I have - but the rest looks right.
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A couple of hours, how about a couple of days. 
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It's an easy one when you break it down right.
This space for rent
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I think I do too - but like you I can't figure out all the bits...
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Can you lot post some stuff to keep me entertained awake.
The Mugabe "Joke" doesn't cut it I'm afraid.
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What do you want? I could post you a disgruntled cat - he's sick, but thinks he's fine because of the meds so he can't go out and that is making my life difficult.
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Hope he gets fully well soon. Perhaps you could make a cat video and post it on YouTube with a link. Cat videos are always entertaining aren't they?
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I think there are enough cat video on YouTube.
Any more and it will implode in a shower of furry pixels.
He'll be a few days, with luck. Took him to the vet yesterday, and he's got a temperature of 40.5C, which is well hot for a cat. Another degree or so and you start to get organ damage. Still, that explains the lack of interest in food, and lethargy. Original thought was a urinary tract infection from a uric acid blocked urethra (he hadn't peed since Monday) but a quick dose of broad spectrum AB's with an injection of Ibuprofen to bring his temp down and he eats and pees like a horse. Which is good news: he doesn't need to be "unplugged", and he objected quite enough to the thermometer up his ass, thank you...
Trouble is that the lower temp means he feels fine, but he's still fighting the infection (whatever it is) so he needs to be kept in for a couple of days. This is not his idea of fun.
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Sounds encouraging. Did you know there are actually more Dog video's than Cat videos on YouTube.
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But vacuum video's are #1
99.99% of videos on utube suck - except the cat ones
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Maybe add just one more 'med' to his list?
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A "chemical cosh"? Nah - I'm not fond of those, unless the recipient chooses them.
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If your colleague stabs you in the back...
Is that called a backslash?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No. Cut it out! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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doing it wrong way, divide and conquer
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When someone avoids you, can we say you've been alt-tabbed? 
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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I am more concerned by an alt-right-shift.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I never realised till today that he was originally from Yorkshire....don't believe me....read his name backwards.
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Your coat, sir - I believe you left it over there?
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Indeed - and just before him Bishop Abel Muzorewa was the (brief) PM of the country - and his name is an anagram of "Oops, ah rule Zimbabwe". (Now there's one for the daily CCC!)
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Probably not anymore...
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You can clean up the mess you left. Just read your own backwards!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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htiarW edoC? What about it?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Good question but I was writing to the OP...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Pom Pey wrote: I never realised till today that he was originally from Yorkshire....don't believe me....read his name backwards.
.sdrawkcab eman sih
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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