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Why would you file lemons?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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that's only for 5% of the people in the world, 
the rest of us get to stay grumpy. 
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Lopatir wrote: the rest of us get to stay grumpy.
Well, have a toast ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) (don't we have a wine or martini icon?) to our yummy dinner later on. 
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I'm not grumpy, I.'ve been out with a workmate testing different ages of Pappy VanWinkle, and various other bourbons I can(t remember at thé moment.
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Happy Gobble Gobble !
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Great one! I printed it out for our guests. 
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Really? You have a 3D printer? I'm just starting mine. Where did you download the turkey?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well Marc.
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Thank you Mike, and to you too!
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That looks phenomenal, Marc! 
Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
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Nish Nishant wrote: That looks phenomenal,
Can't wait to eat it! 
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Is rotisserie chicken day again!! 
Happy Thanksgiving
Bryian Tan
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Wow, that does look delicious
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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(as a reference to the daily news)
Do you ever included easter eggs in your application? Did the customers found it? How they acted on?
[We have a 'David Akouka fatal error', that pops on network errors when the application can not connect home server. It named after or beloved sa...]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: Do you ever included easter eggs in your application?
Yes.
Quote: Did the customers found it? How they acted on?
No, I guess (no reaction...)
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Not at work, but sometimes in my own stuff.
Look at the ships in the foreground at 00:18 in this video[^]. I saw this in some TV show[^] (look at 00:24) around 1978 when I still was figuring out how to put some pixels onto the screen and only dreamed of 3D graphics.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Battlestar Galactica
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No. Never.
I personally think that while they may be fun to write, Easter Eggs are unprofessional. As far as your employer is concerned, programming wastes time that could be applied more productively. As far as the client is concerned, they are just another possible failure point. (How many programmers ensure that their Easter Eggs have no security issues, etc.?)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Easter Eggs are unprofessional
That depends. Not if you happen to be a game developer.
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: As far as the client is concerned, they are just another possible failure point. (How many programmers ensure that their Easter Eggs have no security issues, etc.?)
Usually the client's own ideas are far worse, especially when they have no foundation in reality at all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Not if you happen to be a game developer.
If Easter Eggs are expected, are they really Easter Eggs?
CodeWraith wrote: Usually the client's own ideas are far worse
Tell me about it. Some of the things I've been asked for by Marketing...   :shudder:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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CodeWraith wrote: What good is an easter egg that's never found?
you mean like y2k?
Way too many people made money off that one, a hell of a lot of it dishonestly too.
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