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me for answering Rage's "extra" one yesterday
pkfox 'cos it's still his turn
OriginalGriff 'cos he da boss
anyone who gets in first?
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I hope everything is ok with pkfox.
I think you can have your go.
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Yes, me too.
OK, give me 5
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A_Griffin wrote: OK, give me 5
For all attempts at getting upvoted, this one is the less subtle ever 
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Technically pkfox - and since we haven't heard from him, I'll reboot on Monday if he doesn't post it today, just to give him a chance. @petepjksolutionscom
But if you want to post up an "unoffical" one, go right ahead!
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Yes - Jesus H is it Friday already?!!? What happened to the week?
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Do not worry, the week starts over on monday.
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xkcd: The Simpsons[^]
Yes, it's my birthday tomorrow.
Yes, my birth year in the same as the XKCD page number.
No, it isn't working! I'm young! For another twelve months! Honest!
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Randal is good at that.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Don't post about how you feel old, you make me feel young and I just posted about feeling old! /s
Nah, happy birthday man! To many more years  ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Never worry about getting old. Remember: it's better than the alternative.
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You're just a handful of years older than my dad, which is hardly old at all.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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So you were the same age as Homer when it started and are now the same age as Grandpa Joe?
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Never mind being the same age as Homer, I'm now at the same weight 
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So next year's the big one! We'd better all mark the date and book the tickets for Ystradgynlais straight away. Get the G&T pong table ready! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Ystrad in February is not a vacation spot!
You can't ski (it's too muddy)
You can't sunbathe (it's too cold)
You can't barbeque (it's too rainy)
And there is no way a G&T Pong table for 13,406,941 will fit in my house ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: You can't sunbathe (there's no sun)
FTFY
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Surprisingly, the sun is shining brightly right this moment. It's making the frost twinkle! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Surprisingly, the sun is shining brightly right this moment
I'd be a wee bit worried if it wasn't.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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I forgot about you being THAT old. 
It is quite funny, because my relatives in their late 50s are completely computer-illiterate, so I always have troubles to imagine that they are indeed very good programmers that are not 30ish nerds anymore.
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Rage wrote: very good programmers that are not 30ish nerds anymore
Now what has that to do with Griff?
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You'd be surprised at how many of the CPians are in their 2nd half century.
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To tell you the truth, the best programmers I've known passed the 50 mark. Almost all of the 30ish nerds - as I am - I know couldn't program their way out of a "hello world".
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I don't think that's an age-related or "generational" thing, I think it's a reflection of the public perception of development.
When us "old 'uns" got started, it was very much a niche career, with no real application to the "real world". Now phones, tablets, IoT cr@p is everywhere so the public sees coding as viable and real world - so you get a huge influx of people thinking that because they can fly an iPhone they can code an app, and Google / SO / even CP promotes that by providing "building blocks" that they assume can just be "glued together" to produce anything you want: easy money.
You know, I know, we all know better - building blocks are handy, but they need to be understood to be used, ror you end up with this: Stack Overflow Patchwork | CommitStrip[^]
And that's ignoring the much improved tools they have to play with: we didn't have IDE's, debuggers, just the original Google: Memory Lane[^]. And the speed of compilation! My word, but it's better these days! We had 24 hour turn rounds for a card deck, so you had to be damn sure it was right...
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