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Kylie Jenner 'sooo over' Snapchat - and shares tumble - BBC News[^]
Do-Nothing celebrity tweets negatively about a company, and 1.3 BEEELION is wiped off the value of that company.
This is an indictment both of celebrity culture and of the underlying uselessness of these tech giants and their crapplications.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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This was just confirmed, Kim K "really likes Sander's new software company!"
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Nope, still 0 on my bank account 
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Mel Padden wrote: the value of that company.
Perceived value, really.
This is why if I were ever to build an app that becomes hugely successful, I'm cashing out as soon as I can. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You say that like there's another kind.
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madwilliamflint wrote: You say that like there's another kind.
Sure. Companies that provide a necessary product definitely have an actual value.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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All value is "perceived" value.
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I've never used Snapchat and never will. Oops, there goes another $1B of worthless valuation.
Darn. I wish I had that kind of influence over social media shares. I could make a fortune shorting stocks everywhere!
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Marc Clifton wrote: Oops, there goes another $1B of worthless valuation.
You just confessed you are sharing the same impressive physical attributes as Kyle Jenner :p
Pretty disturbing.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Who is Kylie Jenner, and why should I care? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Who is Kylie Jenner, and why should I care?
I was just going to ask that same question.
I was also gonna ask, WTF is snap chat???
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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kmoorevs wrote: ... and why should I care?
Depends on how much Snapchat stock you or your 401K own.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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what's snapchat?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Mel Padden wrote: Do-Nothing NON-celebrity
FTFY
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Stock value is such a bogas thing. the 1.3 loss is of its potential dollar value. It is not worth nothing until sold.
As soon as you have converted your dollars to stocks, you have 0 dollars and only the potential of the stocks.
Hell you can be frozen out of selling stocks for a year. So for a year you have changed 100 dollars into 0 dollars, with the hope that in 1 year time the potential sell value of the stock is higher then when you traded.
Hell most paper notes are worthless, they just say the bank will honor the 10.
Those banks in Italy using parmasan cheess as collatoral have the right idea. You go bust, we still have a good chance of selling the cheess. but Stock, or even building value, nah.
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I need a new laptop...
Should I get a quad-core or just a hard-core?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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apple core?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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reactor core?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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caw[^] core
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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Depending upon your age and health, perhaps you can handle a quad of hard core?
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Great idea. Can I invite your kid sisters?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Have only brothers . . . but if that's the way you roll . . .
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