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OriginalGriff wrote: Think yourself lucky - one of her "art" exhibits was her unmade bed[^]
Yeah, mentioned in the article with a picture.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That money includes binoculars to each and every citizen - too see the birds on the first place...
My kids also 'put' some birds on my roof - it cost me a handful of breadcrumb each day... probably of few hundred dollars until the end of my days...
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Here in Liverpool we only got one sparrow on a stick![^]
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modified 21-Mar-18 6:50am.
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I thought you were joking - until I realized you literally got a sparrow on a stick. *facepalm*
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Chris Quinn wrote: Here in Liverpool we only got one sparrow on a stick![^]
At least you only got one and funny comments at the bottom of the newspaper article.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It has been stolen twice, but unfortunately has been returned both times![^]
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: funny comments
True :
£60,000?! For £59,995 I'll sit at the top of a pole and tell everyone how great Liverpool is.
Dan, Manchester
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There are two types of artist.
People like Jack Vetriano who are loved by absolutely everyone who isn't an art critic and people like Emin who are only loved by art critics.
I'm very much on the side of everyone who isn't an art critic.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Yep - whenever I hear an art critic say that Rubens or Botticelli are overrated...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Having visited the Museum of Fine art in Brussels, I can say that, in my opinion, Salvador Dali painted much better knockers than Ruebens ever did!
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But what about his knobs?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Curiously, you could not see one in "Hitler Masturbating"[^], nor could you tell if the song was accurate!
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: It looks like the crap I made out of plasticine in 1973 when back in pre-school.
Before making wrong career choice.
: there goes Michael, he could've been selling plasticine birds to the government for millions :
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I think the "artist" was inspired by GTA IV[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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which has cost City of Sydney taxpayers $912,000 is meant to represent how close people are to each other, whether laying in bed together or at opposite ends of the world.
And to think, that could have bought 9,120 people some "closeness" in other ways. Approximately. I really have no idea what the going rate is in Australia. Or anywhere else for that matter. Just to set the record straight. I'll leave now. 
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At some point in the early 20th century western art went from:
"I wish I could make/paint/sculpt that!"
to
"My 4 year old could make that!"
And we are so much culturally better off now. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Nice to see that Sydney has solved all of its budget problems, though a tax cut may have been preferable.
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: we can send boat loads of money to some ... talentless Pom
Where do I submit my address? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Where do I submit my address?
It's Clover Moore, Lord Mayor of Sydney. Look her up, she's open too all type of shite calling itself art. Look up the Cloud Arch we're getting, they had to scrap the giant Milk Crate so we can buy the arch.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Joe walks into the group and proclaims, "Yer all now my Royale Subjects!"
With a "yer a dumbarse!" look at him, I retort, "Yer JoeKing..."
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my response would be: "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun of yours?" 
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I was going to write, "with that gun in your hand" but that is the second line. "That gun of yours" is the first line. 
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We Rick's know our classics, don't we ?
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Aye. 
In a former life I was a musician and we played that song a lot. One time we were playing at a wedding reception and they wanted a slow song. "Hey Joe" was the only one we knew so that's what we played. It doesn't have the best lyrics for celebrating a wedding but they seemed to like it.
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