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Why do they spell swimming areas like that, if they don't want "P" in the "ool"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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They want you to know that urine the deep end.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Why do swim suits exist? Is it a formal occasion?
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well they do warn about diving in, not just p there's poo in there too.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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You must also beware the "p' in puddles, for if you get splashed, there was 'p' in it, too.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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...there can be a silver lining, like when someone I've never talked to before in a different department is really meticulous and is asking me all the questions about setting up an automated job that nobody here ever told me about, and I've been here for almost 2 years.
It's people that do their job right that I really appreciate.
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Quote: Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun
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Nearly in order = Almost
Pete was on the right track. The letters in almost are in alphabetical order.
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Damn! I thought of 'almost', but didn't spot it as ordered.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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So you nearly had that one. I almost feel sorry for you.
(This is my only contribution since I can never even get to almost when it comes to figuring these things out  )
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Thanks! I'm not good at the ones that require a lot of thinking. Either they leap out at me (or a smartass quip like today's one does) or I don't get them. I've gotten a few over the years. Even made DD's league table back in the day.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Arr! Arr! And thrice arr!
I love sorting out artificially problems created to make things 'better'
Our software is mainly matlab. We create a nice exe that works nicely and plays well if you hit it with a stick hard enough. However I am hitting hell in updating as it now uses an external .net dll that keeps getting blocked.
I now know I can probably sort this out using a group policy, but with 6 domains, each under a separate AWS account, it is going to be a lot of typing for this weary keyboard warrior! [Or is it worrier?]
How long until the weekend? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Can't you use ILMerge or Fody Costura to pack everything in one executable ?
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RickZeeland wrote: Fody Costura
Who is that? Your local Mafia representative?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yes, and I'm going to Sicily in a few weeks to pay him my respects 
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Kissing the ring again?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: the ring
Which ring? 
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The one your local Mafia representative wears and lets you kiss when you want something. What else did you think?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nevermind.
You have an O-ring, and a finger ring. Which one do you really have to kiss to get the mafia to do something for you? You may be kissing his finger ring, but in reality, you are kissing his O-ring (his ass). Loses everything when you have to explain it.
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I am SHOCKED!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Good idea, but it won't work for multiple reasons.
Matlab exe's are rather nasty little beaches that don't like playing with others! It has been a nightmare just to get it to work with an external dll properly; trust me.
veni bibi saltavi
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Look below. When something does not work, I automatically grab the oscilloscope and start poking around in the computer's bus. A computer that is old enough to make a few k bucks on Fleabay.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Arr! Arr! And thrice arr!
You know, there is a shortcut for this - "arrrrrrr!" 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Codz
That's a fishy title.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Brainy Hurty - Sendz Codz!
They do say that fish is brain food... 
Ad astra - both ways!
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