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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralPrepping for SQL Server Update Pin
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#realJSOP21-Jun-18 8:33
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote:
What does he do? Create empty databases, and swap ownership and permissions on objects?


I've never seen him create a database. All he does that I can verify is that he tells me when I can't do something.

The latest dust-up involves installing WinSCP on my local box so I can test data retrieval via FTP. It can only be installed on a server, evidently, so I I'm flying blind when I create a new job that performs a FTP transfer...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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