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A Taco Bell in Benton, Arkansas and that explains a lot. My wife's family is from there and she agrees with me. It's why lots of them have moved away.
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I prefer to receive the exceptional$ message 
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After four years, the DBA finally got tired of having to follow the rules he set forth, and gave me Sys Admin permissions on our database servers so I would stop bothering him about toggling ownership on jobs so they'd run (or not run), and so I could run jobs with my own account (while testing) instead of using the service account.
I knew I'd wear him down.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Give him some gift! He earned it!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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At last. Now you can rename every column.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: After four years,
would not have been easier if you had brought one of your weapons at work? Or does he have weapons too? 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"Smith, Wesson, I and 8 rounds in the magazine vote for 'yes'!"
"Heckler, Koch, I and 20 rounds in my magazine vote 'no'.
That would not end good...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I prefer a 1911 in .45 ACP. 7+1 rounds of "can kill a truck".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nothing against a good pistol, especially at close quarters. Outside a rifle gives you a good range.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Out of curiosity: what do you think of 10mm Auto?
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Ammo is expensive, the feds stopped using that caliber. Beyond all of that, it's not as big as .45ACP.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Agreed. I have a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP two tone. It's my daily, while my wife carries a CZ P01 9mm.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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My truck gun is a brought-back-from-the-dead RIA 1911. When I got it, it was not very well taken care off, so I stripped it down to and restored the frame, and then put all new parts into it. It's at least as good a shooter as my Springfield 1911 is, which cost 3x as much.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sounds awful...
Since the day I 'upgraded' our system from Novell to NT I'm a domain administrator with right to do whatever I wish... I'm lucky...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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That's a true nagging old man, people.
Somewhere on some site, that DBA would have also posted "Old fart's off my back. Finally."
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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You still at DoD? Oh my, I have to start saving for a nuclear bunker.
They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Stable Genius wrote: You still at DoD
Yes.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I trust you will only use your new found powers for good.
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If you want a guarantee, but a toaster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I admire your persistence.
What's next on John's agenda for world domination?
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I want it to be a surprise...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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