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Somewhere amongst my boxes of stuff stored in my attic is a late 70's vintage model of an Eagle that I assembled.
Software Zen: delete this;
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CodeWraith wrote: Safe for watering plants.
Water? On plants? Are you mad?
You need to use Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator[^]. It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think we are made to be stupid, a good example from our former parent company.
We had signs to put above hot taps in the kitchens and bathrooms to make users aware that there is hot water in the hot tap.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: I think weHealth and Safety critters are made to be stupid
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The second warning in the instructions for the iron we bought over the weekend, something like:
"Do not iron clothes while wearing them, as severe burns may result." 
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Or the warning on my Wagner PowerStripper - do not use to dry hair.
This on a device made to heat paint to the point that it bubbles off the surface it was covering.
My favorite theory is that the amount of intelligence in the world is a constant, but the population keeps increasing.
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RDM Jr wrote: My favorite theory is that the amount of intelligence in the world is a constant, but the population keeps increasing.
Interesting notion, and it does seem to match available data going forward.
Unfortunately going backward implies that, somewhere in the past, folks were smart enough to plan for this[^] as the future. Either that, or they thought it would be massively humorous to ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) with us.
Software Zen: delete this;
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As far as I'm concerned, if you purchase water in a bottle, then yeah, you're probably the type who needs all sorts of warnings and guidance.
Bonus points if you're also the type who, at the same time, worries about the environment, yet continue to make said purchases.
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Blond or Brunette?
Ok, or other.
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D. All of the above
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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E) Any of the above. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Bah Bah Black Sheep . . .
(the devil made me post it!)
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DD. All y'all of the above.
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Carpet or drapes? (or maybe no carpet?) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: maybe no carpet?
So...you're into hardwood?
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That would be an incorrect assumption!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I seem to have all of them. One moment she's blonde, the next Brunette and occasionally a Redhead. In fact, even grey is starting to creep in - but please don't say anything. She'll bite your head off. The more grey appears, the more it costs me at the hairdressers.
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Redhead; I've been married dangerously for 37+ years now.
Software Zen: delete this;
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SVG or Canvas or something else?
I have used SVG but am thinking of switching to use HTML5 Canvas instead.
What are your opinions?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Depends on the requirement, but for basic images SVG all the way! Canvas implementations have just classically had too many issues for broad compatibility.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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ASCII art - it's the future!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Forogar wrote: I have used SVG but am thinking of switching to use HTML5 Canvas instead.
Why?
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Cos!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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