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If not: GOTO the beach[^]
Yes, I used GOTO. And I love that prank.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He's lucky he wasn't pummeled.
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That would only have happened if he didn't pay all of the actors involved.
The many....many actors.
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Worked with him? He's my uncle! Good old Reltio! You should have seen him when he was younger! 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Oh dear! 
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What, you were expecting a sensible answer?
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Well, I guess I was a little too optimistic. We seem to have a lot of coders here but not many of them seem to work on enterprise scale applications. At least not the ones that hang out in the Lounge.
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Your uncle?
He said he was my uncle. 
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If that's true, that would make you...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Probably my own Grandfather.
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For that you would need 1.21 MW and a DeLoreran.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: 1.21 MW
Get your physics right!
It was 1.21 Jigawatts! 
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He isn't a descendant of Relatio Nelson by any chance?
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Ah, sorry, I misread. Though you said 'Has anyone worked with Felatio'.
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I don't take the credit for this but I think it's a good one
Bespoke work (2,3,4,2)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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The classics are the best!
(But I'll let someone else take tomorrow)
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I think it's elegant 
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I like it too!
If it isn't solved by lunch, I'll post what I think it is - but I'll give the others a go first.
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Go for it 
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Very well.
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AS YOU LIKE IT
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 you is up tomorrow
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Thought I might be - good clue!
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pkfox wrote: I think it's a good one
So did Shakespeare!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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