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Is this a joke? All the posts I can remember about CListCtrl (including many that I've made  ) going back a decade or more were all jokes 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^]
Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first!
Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably".
* Probably a series of one
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OMG.
Even when working as expected there is a big flaw:
When removing an egg inadvertently and placing it back, it will be treated as fresh.
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And 14 slots when eggs come by the dozen.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Well yes ... but that's a bit like complaining that the worst bit of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was getting the blood stains off the seat covers, rather than its pivotal role in starting WWI
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you'd had the job of maintaining the carriage, you might have had a different opinion.
Where you stand depends on where you sit. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You'll have to use COLD water when washing, preferably with an enzyme detergent.
If you use hot water or tumble dry without having removed the stain prior, the only way to remove it is using oxalic acid.
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Easy... it has a couple of places more just in case you buy new ones when still having one or two from previous packet. 
M.D.V. 
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Here's where Mr. Burns would say "Egg-cellent!"
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But... It's an IoT shiny-shiny! How can you possibly criticise it?!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!
"Don't forget to stock up on ExLax at at the same time"?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you have a family of 4 kids, just making omelettes for the family uses up 12 eggs!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch
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oh man... I installed from the scratch... I connected to the internet... Updates started to come... 7 drivers with errors and Windows 10 stand 1803... installing for the last 4 hours 
It would be user friendlier to offer the Updated Version of Windows 10 as stand alone installation packet 
M.D.V.
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...or at least some beer to pass the hours while you wait
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Beer is for the laboral days.
Today is friday, better rum or whiskey
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modified 31-Aug-18 18:33pm.
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Why choose? Beer AND whiskey sounds good to me
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nah.. if you want to mix with beer, then better tequila.
I am a bit classic, the whiskey on the rocks or with cola
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I'm a bit of a purist. Beer with a separate whiskey (neat). I never mix them...except in my tummy.
Though, you do remind me I have a bit of Don Julio hiding around here someplace. I might have to sample it...you know, purely in the name of science...for quality assurance
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Do a diver:
Need a short of tequila and a big Bier (I recommend a Maßbier = 1L Jar).
Drink the half of the short and drop the short glass (with the rest of the tequila) inside your beer.
Then enjoy your ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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