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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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Chris Maunder19-Nov-18 15:07
cofounderChris Maunder19-Nov-18 15:07 
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Chris Maunder19-Nov-18 16:08
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obermd23-Nov-18 3:32
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Marc Clifton20-Nov-18 0:40
mvaMarc Clifton20-Nov-18 0:40 
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raddevus20-Nov-18 1:56
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jsc4220-Nov-18 21:50
professionaljsc4220-Nov-18 21:50 
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Dan Neely23-Nov-18 5:12
Dan Neely23-Nov-18 5:12 
Well I think we know where Osmo ended up.

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ajhampson23-Nov-18 8:09
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Gerry Schmitz23-Nov-18 12:05
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Jon McKee24-Nov-18 20:56
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Lutosław25-Nov-18 11:20
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André Pereira25-Nov-18 23:31
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André Pereira26-Nov-18 3:58
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Lutosław25-Dec-18 1:55
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Rob Grainger7-Jan-19 2:21
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