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It is now officially referred to as the Origami 1.0
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I thought people were referring to it as "broken".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Well, the idea is to make the best of what you have left* rather than calling it a total loss.
* How many of these phones will come on a roll?
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Tornagami
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Does getting your boss pissed off mean urine trouble?
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I'm told that it's better to piss off your boss than to piss on your boss.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Only if he/she is incontinent.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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In continent?
Let's keep the EU out of this . . .
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I had bosses whom I wouldn't have pissed on if they were on fire. Does it count?
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As Leon Russell famously stated
Don't get hung up over Easter 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think you nailed it there! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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No need to get cross
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This gets resurrected every year. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I prefer this version: Don't Be a Bunny this Easter[^] (NSFW lyrics, not even slightly)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yowza!
I'd forgotten about Kevin Wilson!
Great reminder, Cheers!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No need to ham-er such bad jokes in!
OK I will get my chicken costume.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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It can lead to manicures : https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8442167296/h3A151827/[^] or would that be a nailicure?
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Why is there nothing sweet in my Easter egg?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 18-Apr-19 4:52am.
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all the sugar is in the cookies
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So you might want to be careful on any Easter egg hunts[^] tomorrow 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Darwinism in action. My way to adapt would be to hunt the wabbit[^] instead.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Probably better to kill da wabbit[^] instead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You know Ozzy Fudd, the wabbit slaya!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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There was an easter egg hunt in Laval (Québec) a couple of years ago that turned into a riot.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Oh, sh1te!
This doesn't mean that there'll be yet another 8 seasons of GoT, does it?
If I have to sit through more of that overblown garbage, I'll end up topping myself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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