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Two facts:
0. I don't snore.
1. My wife is a terrible liar!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My kid sister is way more twisted than I am. Just sayin'
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I've never wandered around with a super soaker full of pig's blood.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Is she in a black metal band? 
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too mainstream. lol.
her favorite song at 19 was the mister softee ice cream music on a warped music box.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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She sounds like quite the psychopath... Is she single?
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married now. It shocked all of us. But then, she always has. Bless her. =)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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LOL cuz nothing 'effs like crazy riiiiight?
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... be foe yew wreck yo self
bruh
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Sander Rossel wrote: You better check yo self...[^]
Jesus wept. Could it be more plastic?
Great creative artists, there. Almost as great as the K-pop people.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have to say that many years ago I did question the validity of the kid sister rule, on the grounds of my kid sister being a high-priced hooker in Las Vegas, but it appears the powers-to-be discounted my position on the issue.
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Chris C-B wrote: on the grounds of my kid sister being a high-priced hooker in Las Vegas
Unsure if you're using hyperbole or you're being literal. 
Either way, sometimes you get to know a little bit too much about other people's families...
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In my original post, around ten years ago, I just asked "What if my kid sister ... etcetera", thereby leaving it as an open question - which it still is.  
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Gotcha. It was all hypothetical. I'm assuming you were asking for a friend...
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My kid sister turns 50 next year.
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mine is 26**
edit: apparently i need more coffee for my math skills to come online
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Well it's great to know that I have one thing to look forward to when I start my workday. The CodeProject daily news blast and the most important part of it is the zingers that come with every headline. Sometimes I just wanna leave a comment about the zinger somewhere but alas, there is no method for that.
Ps. Wth kind of messaging/forum format is this? lol. Was Dave involved in this development? Dave's not big on UX..
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You can go to The Insider News[^] and see it yourself. Most of the messages and their one-liners are posted by @Kent-Sharkey
Michael DeMutis wrote: Sometimes I just wanna leave a comment about the zinger somewhere but alas, there is no method for that.
Yes, there is
Just come here to the insider forum. A lot of replies are so good as the one liners, and you can post yours too.
The link is at the beginning of this message, on the CP-Naviation Menu of the left side of the site or in the dropdown "community" in the header of the page
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Michael DeMutis wrote: the most important part of it is the zingers that come with every headline
 Indeed! I wandered in seeking and finding not just answers but articles/tutorials, so I signed up for the daily newsletters and have commented previously regarding the wit and sarcasm in the taglines. I don't always read the articles, but I always read the tagline! Thanks again Kent!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You're very welcome, and thank you for reading, and for the kind words.
TTFN - Kent
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