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To the average CO, low code = Excel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In that case, it's already taken over.
TTFN - Kent
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I've worked with one such tool, but you definitely need some programming knowledge to get any serious work done.
In my particular case, the "enterprise grade" is also a bit overdone.
I mean the platform didn't even have source control, not something an enterprise could do without!
If things get too complicated you're back to writing some good old HTML, CSS and JavaScript yourself, but with extra steps.
3/10 would not recommend.
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I took a good, long look at Mendix, since it's "just down the road" from us, and I was considering contributing to it, but the tech isn't there, yet; it needs a lot more nuance before it becomes truly useful.
... And a way better UI!
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Now, how did that happen?
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Did you try to edit and got posted again?
BTW I deleted the short one
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 15-Aug-19 17:21pm.
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I've absolutely no idea; I just kept typing, and when I posted, two of them turned up.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: ... And a way better UI!
The UI that we used was clunky as well and had numerous bugs.
When we asked about it and how other clients used it they had to confess that their other users didn't use the UI, but typed their own front-end and only used the back-end 
We were basically testing their UI and in the end my client got a discount for contributing to their product 
The back-end is just clunky too, it's the front-end that we would save the most time on if it didn't have all these bugs...
It's better now and if you know the application you can make simple forms quite fast... But it's all forms, for AJAX you have to do extra work and it's only more difficult.
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The company, which has attracted nearly $30 million in funding from a SoftBank-owned firm and others, is reportedly relying mostly on human engineers, while using hype around AI to attract customers and investment that will last it until it can actually get its automation platform off the ground. Now I know who was submitting all the 'code plz' requests
I'm so very shocked that someone would be dishonest in the AI space.
(I'm not actually shocked)
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AIs learn by repeatedly seeing similar behaviour in slightly different input data.
It's no wonder Skynet decided to kill us all.
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It's not AI hype. The human engineers they employ don't possess any real intelligence. They're just artifically intelligent.
/ravi
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For $30 million dollars, I'll be really effin' intelligent!
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Had they said they were using Neural Networks, nobody could have complained.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Is it that their stakeholders could not differentiate between natural intelligence and artificial intelligence?
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Are we not speaking about human idiocy?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It needs to use blockchain somehow.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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the amount of fraud in these buzzwords..unaccountably unauditable ...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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We have all seen the error message, after an app crash, when Windows futilely announces that it is checking for a solution to the problem, usually without any results. for(int i=0;i
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Essentially, then, it gets added to a finite FiFo queue of bug reports that no-one ever does anything with.
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Amazon's Rekognition system wrongly matched one in five Californian politicians with images from a database of 25,000 wanted criminals' mugshots in tests by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU). Sounds about right
(Without any desire to be political, just glib)
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Most politicians belong in criminal databases.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Sorry, I don't understand.
What do they mean by "wrongly"?
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They matched hard criminals with a politician database, but at the sight of politicians everybody got sick and the criminals complained they wanted to go back to their solitary cells.
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Most of the industry is now sold on the idea that pushing code to production on a Friday is a bad practice. Weekends are overrated?
Or just fear every code deployment? (Hi Chris!  )
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Kent continues his "dumb sh*ts write articles using the opposite day game" series.
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