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If there was Karmic justice the firm would have fallen (hard!)...and then the escapees could have spread there true message to all us Waterfall dwellers... 
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Scrub would have been nicer under the waterfall 
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Yeah, who the heck needs sissy programming like that.
I still remember changing classic asp code directly in prod using notepad. No silly intellisense or precompilation. Not even checks to see if you've spelled the variable names correctly or not... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Johnny J. wrote: Not even checks to see if you've spelled the variable names correctly or not...
hard to misspell 'a' 'b' and 'x'
just gotta watch for 'i' and 'l'
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Johnny J. wrote: Not even checks to see if you've spelled the variable names correctly or not
I always checked. I used the F5 key to check and make sure the variables were typed correctly. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Yes, that was when User Acceptance Test was exactly that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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you mean you don't use notepad anymore?
xkcd: Real Programmers[^]
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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i was the first tech upstart.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I have the feeling you weren't, I think there were plenty of upstarts before you and I and will plenty after us...
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but they don't count, because they're not me
/upstart
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: i was the first tech upstart.
Hmmmm. How many Hollerith cards have you punched, at 3AM, drunk, in COBOL, that ran successfully?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Hey guys just recently updated my Macbook pro 12.1 to MOjave 10.14.6
Every hour or so the Macbook crashes , shuts down, and sends me back to the login screen.
This happens more often when I'm watching videos (Prime or Netflix) but it happens regardless of what I'm doing. I know its not an issue when my mac falls asleep, its crashed as I'm actively typing in Pages. I haven't downloaded any programs since the update so im pretty sure its not a software issue.
I've installed the Mojave Supplemental Update and that doesn't fix anything, I've reinstalled Mojave also and the problems persist.
modified 9-Sep-19 6:44am.
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You should try one of these forums.
Google[^]
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Did you remember to discombobulate the fleem? If it isn't degaussed properly, the elliptical cam gradually slides up the beam shaft and catches on the flange rebate, with disastrous results as you can no doubt imagine. You'd need a 3/8th Gripley to fix that.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But ultimately, it comes down to visually inspecting the internally adjustable throwout resistex in the monitor's free-gapped thrisker plug.
I 5'ed your response anyway, because you put him on the right track.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I find coffee works best:
- pour 3/4 cup into operator
- pour other 1/4 cup into problematic machine
- complete time sheet and go home
usually find that by the next morning all those small niggly issues will be gone.
or beer as an alternative, but in that case have to be careful because the proportions change:
- pour beer into operator
- when no more beer left forcefully insert hammer into problematic machine.
- go home, time sheet can wait till next morning
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I'm sure it's the Q 36 Immodium space modulator[^]. Distract the thief by placing somme carrots nearby.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, with the Q36 you'd get an Earth-shattering kaboom.
You need the Q37[^] for Apple products.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Apple uses the Q37 data bus? But that's a unidirectional bus, not a bidirectional bus.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The last bus I caught only went in one direction at a time (plus it could go around corners). Since, technically, it could reverse (although I never witnessed that) this could potentially make it bidirectional, at least in theory.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I know, that joke is old. Must I get my coat now?
But I prefer to have a bidirectional data bus[^]. This way I don't have only ROMs or, even more useles, only WOMs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Tell me, have you looked it up, or it is implanted in your brain? 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Most of pTerry is implanted, yes.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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