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Is a police mugshot just a cellfie?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I guess you could say that every criminal gets captured twice.
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Three times: Left side, Center and Right side! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I hear they also get taken from behind
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Yep, a picture of person who can complete a sentence. Oi! these puns have felon hard times.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: a picture of person who can completestart a sentence.
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Those who mug cameras are doomed to mug for the camera.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No! All wrong!
A police mugshot is something that happens during a shoot-out at Starbucks!
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or simply that extra dose of espresso.
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...an article gets updated and I don't realize / remember I've read it before. So I read it with interest and I'm thinking, wow, this is really interesting and I think I'll leave a comment...
...only to realize once I look at the comments that I've already read it and commented on it!
Such was the case this morning with Some Fun with Dynamic Methods and CLR (Part 2)[^]
I think my brain needs an augment. 
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Look at the bright side: As the condition progresses, you meet more interesting new people, watch more new movies, read new books and articles. Every day.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't have to wait 24 hours, I'm enjoying that comment every 5 minutes!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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As I get older I'm finding that having multiple personalities and memory lose has allowed me to meet new and interesting people also.
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: having multiple personalities
Yes, you meet yourself both coming and going.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It must be like playing Oblivion. You eventually are the champion of the arena, archmage of the academy, boss of the warriors guild. And the thieves guild, the Dark Brotherhood and..
And somehow this guy still finds time to sroll through the gates of Oblivion and spank the Daedra for what they did.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Do the Thieves Guild first: serious sneak - and the Grey Fox cowl - really helps with the Dark Brotherhood questline. Kill anyone you want in front of the guards wearing it, take it off and they stop hunting you. It's also possible to keep the Boots of Springheel Jak, which helps a lot as well.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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And you always have someone intelligent to talk to.
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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CodeWraith wrote: you meet more interesting new people, watch more new movies, read new books and articles.
Great point! Except ultimately my life will be reduced to binge watching all my favorite Netflix and Amazon shows! 
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You know that saying with the gift horse? You have won the lottery. Don't question it. Enjoy it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's even worse when you find an article or tip that does what you wanted, go to leave a comment and ... find you wrote it ... 
Happened to me a couple of times now.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That's even better. You get to hunt down the guy who stole your identity and publishes stuff in your name every day. Strangely enough, the hamsters seem to be less enthusiastic about it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How else did you think I got past the 2,000,000 rep points mark?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Identity theft seems to be a real problem around here. Remember what the hamsters said when you reported your discovery?
"Oh no, here we go again!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Are you sure that wasn't a bowl of petunias pretending to be the hamsters?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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