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... for which, no doubt, they are thankful. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Most of the time I might agree, but I say give these guys a listen. I've seen them several times, and it's always a blast, yes, even with the accordian.
BeauSoleil[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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or a banjo.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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What's the difference between an accordian and a banjo,
The accordian take longer to burn.
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Thanks ! That's an important consideration.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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So, for the sake of humanity, in particular the portions of it that have to suffer the godawful noise made by accordion buskers, we should shoot all accordions players into space.
The accordions themselves can then be repurposed as reflective surfaces in Antarctica, to help fight the destruction of the permafrost.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm making an exception for Weird Al Yankovic. He gets away with it.
Everybody else though is fair game.
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Another reason to leave the planet! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Now if they could just get bag pipes here on earth to do that!
Young enough to know I can.
Old enough to know I shouldn't.
Stupid enough to do it anyway!
JaxCoder.com
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neither my neighbors... which is a wonderful gift...
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As dumb as it may be, this brought a true laugh. Thanks !
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There once was a man from Wuhan
Where fluids from storage tanks ran
He caught the bug, China gave us a hug
And now we stay home when we can
or riffing Dr. Seuss
I do not like the virus Sam
I do not like it from Wuhan
I do not like it with the flu
I even like it less than you
I do not like the virus, man
I do not like it, Sam I am.
I have haikus too but they are NSFW
Real programmers use butterflies
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did not know that. =)
Real programmers use butterflies
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And I have no idea where I first read it; probably 60+ years ago.
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I wanted to write a blues song, but can't get any farther than:
Woke up this morning,
had to stay inside.
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"The first line of The Blues is always sung a second time." -- Papa
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That's a happy blues. The sad one goes
Didn't wake up this morning...
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I had joined a band right before the lockdowns hit here. We were able to get two rehearsals in and we started writing a sing called, "We Got Them Quarantine Blues". I think the singer has a few verses written now.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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If a Rick is involved it must be of the highest quality !
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Oddly enough, I was thinking of box wine.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I have haikus too
You've just made me notice that I don't know the plural of haiku (or, indeed, if there is a plural for it).
But I think I can proceed through life happily enough without knowing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You've just made me notice that I don't know the plural of haiku
Dammit, you made me check it.
Seems there is no agreement on this, according to Merriam-Webster it is Haiku.
Oxford claims haiku and haikus are both fine.
Cambridge says haiku.
According to MacMillan it's haiku.
But Heinemann also means that both are fine.
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