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B Alex Robinson18-May-20 13:45
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johnywhy23-Oct-21 3:45
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GuyThiebaut19-May-20 0:36
professionalGuyThiebaut19-May-20 0:36 
johnywhy wrote:
Here's some COBOL. Very human understandable. But not concise:

ADD YEARS TO AGE.
MULTIPLY PRICE BY QUANTITY GIVING COST.
SUBTRACT DISCOUNT FROM COST GIVING FINAL-COST.

The boilerplate required in COBOL in order to encapsulate those three lines is going to be around another 300 lines of code, code which is not particularly human-readable Poke tongue | ;-P
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― Christopher Hitchens

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James Curran17-Jun-20 20:40
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