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... yeah, helps a lot.[^] 
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Wow - that turned out to be helpful! That less-common COVID symptom, increased heart rate - I was sitting the other day and my heart rate was unusually high - like 85.
Still, it didn't really distract me from enjoying the porn . . .
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Why were you measuring your heart rate while watching ... on second thoughts, I really don't want to know. 
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You wool find it interesting that it is not uncommon, in humans at least, to be able to feel when one's heart is racing.
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Must not have been very good if you could take the time to measure your heart rate.
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Different "strokes" for different "folks".
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So basically, crying is the cure of COVID-19?
That explains why I haven't got it yet... I've spent the last 6 months working on some code I wrote 3 years ago. 
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Reminds me of the joke about the time traveler.
He lands, says he comes from a about 1,000 years in the future...
And is looking forward to seeing things as they are...
Asks what year it is...
The person says "2020"...
He replies "Er. Good luck with that, I gotta go!"
ROTFLMAO...
Makes one think. If time travel could be used for Punishment. Would 2020 be a misdemeanor or a felony?
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Quiet character transformed licked nuts (6, 4)
modified 2-Jul-20 11:49am.
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Quiet character transformed licked nuts (6,4)
[definition] [anagram] (lickednuts)
silent duck Sadly, I guess I'm up again tomorrow.
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Where's the CCC?
@GregUtas
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OriginalGriff wrote: GregUtas
Turns out he's a spammer.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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with a friend, when a cow approached me and started chit-chatting.
When she left, my friend asked me if I knew her.
I answered "No, I never met herbivore".
It's too hot for a coat, I will just leave
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I swear I didn't see it 
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Ok. That's it. That sort of humor should be mentioned in the Geneva Conventions. I just got a message that my new 3D printer is going to arrive. The first thing I'm going to download and print is a rifle from dontmesswithtexas.orc.
Edit: dontmesswithtexas.org really exists 
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Geneva Conventions protects combatants and civillians in acts of war, I am not neither a combatant nor we are at war (though if I keep posting such lame jokes that could change).
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So you deny that such a joke is an act of war?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It is just a random act of violence, or a vulgar display of power.
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Ok, then it's a job for the sheriff. Dontmesswithtexas.orc says that these are called Texas Rangers. So, who do you want to come and take care of you. Chuck Norris or me?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Both, let me know your preferences in beers 
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That's a word!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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