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2 weeks ago, news broke of passing on of a WWE wrestler, Kamala whose real name is James Harris. Then, a few days later, Biden announced Kamala Harris as his running mate in the Presidential Election. Clearly, this is the work of a lazy Matrix technician who won't put in enough effort to think of unique names for his characters in his simulated world.
Knowing that I am living in a Matrix, I cannot do nothing: I have to jailbreak!
Please, if any of you, kind folks can share with me the phone booth and number to dial home to speak with the Matrix technician.
Your help is very much appreciated!
Thanks!
Special thanks to CP insider news (on 20 Nov 2019) that I was able to connect the dots.
Computer Scientist: Ghosts Could Be Sign Universe Is Simulated
The 'news' says "reports of ghosts, déjà vu, and weird coincidences could actually be glitches — and evidence that we’re all trapped in some futuristic society’s video game or science experiment."
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You mean the phone booth in the path of the dump truck?
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Come on, there should exist a phone booth where a pretty woman walking towards.
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Not anymore. They have all been coverted to walking telephone booths themselves. Their brain pacemakers are now plugged into their hollow heads, adding yet another level of simulation they can't escape from.
Besides that, you can't tell me you did not have a summer job as NPC in Doom or Quake as a student.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: you can't tell me you did not have a summer job as NPC in Doom or Quake as a student.
Alas, I was a student long before Doom - the best I could get was a temporary gig in Colossal Cave to occasionally say "PLUGH" when the player walked through my room. 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I heard that you were the Wumpus[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nah, I missed that gig - pity, he made a fortune in royalties from that one.
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Look - it's not too late (so long as you don't want to be paid). ROGUE is still alive and living in Dungeon Crawl.
Surely you could help in that endeavor? For example, you could create a new dungeon offshoot for obtaining an orb that is modeled after Whales, or if you really want to go dark, model it after France.
But you can still be a part of something enduring and oh-so-much fun.
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You'll see it, if it exists: it'll stand out like a sore thumb and I haven't seen a single phone booth in real life for what? Twenty years?
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Here is what s programmer who often speaks bad or broken English would type when programming. The code he would add is something like:
var mike
If (mike =jerk) Than
mike=0
end
var less_then
if (joe = less_then ) than
joe=100
end
joe.status = definately
Then the log reads:
Compiler error: Unknown keyword "Than"
Compiler error: Illegal variable name "less_then"
Compiler error: Illegal grammar "definately"
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Um. I don't really get your point.
Yes, that's rubbish code.
No, it won't compile in any sensible language. Even English.
But quite why you posted it here I have no idea.
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OriginalGriff wrote: . I don't really get your point.
Don't you speak in your mind when writing code? If this happens then do this, but you type out c#. If your English was not very good, you're c# would also not compile.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: you're c#
Compiler error. Illegal grammar: you're
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Busted. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I think the whole point was to get to the (highlighted) punch line:
Compiler error: Unknown keyword "Than"
Compiler error: Illegal variable name "less_then"
Compiler error: Illegal grammar "definately"
To give whomever it is a break, I'd say it must have seemed funnier when he/she thought of it when it actually turned out.
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"If you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny". 
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Exactly. If the compiler catches it all, then why is it even a problem to be discussed?
If it doesn't compile, it shouldn't be checked in. Which means I'll never get to see your broken code.
(well, not any code that breaks any syntax rule...)
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Maybe take it to "Weird and Wonderful" ?
It does point out why computer languages should not be based on natural language.
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Better yet...
Start a "Weird and Not So Wonderful"
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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the compiler is the best friend of the programmer 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Nah ... the compiler is a mate (a good mate, but not besties) - the debugger is his best friend!
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Pfft, no. The debugger is more like a programmer's mother-in-law.
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Member 3983331 wrote: If (mike =jerk)
In many popular programming languages that if statement will always resolve as true and you will be mutating mike to be a jerk.
So in effect, generalising for many popular programming languages, mike is always a jerk based on the code above.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: ...mike is always a jerk based on the code above.
Still better than mike = Karen;
(No offense meant to those Karen's who haven't appeared on the numerous YouTube vids now prelevant.)
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