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When the original Game Boy arrived, so did hundreds of accessories designed to improve its gameplay experience, including oversized lenses to help magnify its small screen. But how do I put a quarter into it?
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But... will it run doom?
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As lawmakers consider regulating use of personal data a survey from Entrust shows a muddled understanding of what is at stake. That's just what people without the SSN of 042-42-4242 think
And if you don't believe me, I'll post my banking information to prove it!
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"Dammit, not again"
- Arthur Dent
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A new method significantly reduces the amount of memory needed for brain simulations, freeing some AI models from the need for a supercomputer. "More BRAINS!"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: A new method significantly reduces the amount of memory needed for brain simulations,
They have probably had a look to some places in the internet or TV programs...
even an spectrum 128k could be enough to simulate the brains of some of those people  
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With .NET 6 previews starting right around the corner, it is time to start getting excited for the new .NET Multi-platform App UI (MAUI) that was announced at BUILD 2020. "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome"
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I was working on a scenario that involved multiple components, where success is defined as “completes within 30 seconds”. The team that was responsible for the component that initiated the scenario had a number of quality metrics covering this scenario, each one focusing on a particular variation. Some of the metrics for a particular variation showed that the scenario was succeeding at a rate of 100%. On the other hand, my metrics for the component that completed the scenario showed that the scenario was failing miserably for the same variation on a certain category of systems.
So I took a closer look at the two sets of metrics to see why there was such a huge discrepancy.
Who tests the testers?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Possibly unrelated...
A colleague : Your process failed last night but reported success.
Me : No it didn't, it successfully reported* that it could not continue, which is success, not failure.
* In the the log, which they are too lazy to check. 
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I'm dealing with the opposite annoyance. My Veam backups are succeeding but reporting an error a few times/month. Something on my NAS is touching a temp file at precisely the wrong moment causing Veam to get an IO error and send off an email; a short time later it's able to clean up after itself because when I check in the morning everything is fine.
Setting it to not send errors at all isn't an option because my NAS is close to full, and I need to manually clean up old backups periodically so it has room to work. And there doesn't appear to be an option to either pause the error sending for a few minutes of retry, or to send a follow up it worked this time message if it encountered an initial error.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Same logic but negated:
My alma mater was running an old Univac 1100 mainframe running EXEC8 (this is long ago). We submitted batch jobs as punched card decks. For student accounts, jobs were limited to 15 seconds of CPU time; if this limit was exceeded, an exception handler wrote an entry into the error log of the job before aborting it.
To run longer jobs, you had to close the error log file early in the job. When the exception handler for 'CPU quota exceeded' tried to write to the (closed) log file, the handler crashed, and failed to abort the job. So the job completed successfully, although exceeding its CPU quota.
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You remind me of a company I worked for some 20 years ago:
they had a backup script for the customer, consisting of several steps.
At one specific customer, every single step failed. But overall, the script was able to call every single step, and thus reported success. Only in the log file could the failure be seen.
A couple of month later, they needed to use a backup, but none was actually available...
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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The quadruped robot can now use an arm to interact with its environment semi-autonomously "But hidden in his coat is a red right hand"
Fortunately no trigger finger (yet)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Fortunately no trigger finger (yet)
And middle finger?  
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It just says "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that" 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"quadruped" --- is it quadruarmed as well??
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no, it has a prehensile neck.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos will step down from his role as CEO in the third quarter of this year and will be replaced by Amazon Web Services CEO Andy Jassy, the Seattle tech giant announced Tuesday. I hope he has enough saved up for retirement
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I hope he has enough saved up for retirement
It is not what you have, it is the rythm of you wasting it what determines if it is enough or not.
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I'm curious to volunteer to try the wasting rhythm needed to burn up USD185billion
TTFN - Kent
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I would already be happy to have the opportunity to waste just 1 of it.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I hope he has enough saved up for retirement
"American freedom" is the freedom not to do so. If society establishes systems where you through your working life are more or less forced to save up some money for your retirement, that is labeled as '*****lism', which is politics and therefore forbidden to bring up in the lounge. So I won't do that.
(Well, this is in The Insider News, not the lounge. But I assume that rules are roughly the same: No matter the 'professional' relevance of the question - if a discussion revels deep, fundamental conflicts at a professional level, it easily boils down to 'politics' in the professional / PC sense. So maybe you ought to be considerate if you want to reply to this post.
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$1 billion / year translates to $30 / second.
Given that Bezos has ~$185 billion, and that his life expectancy is certainly under 50 years, he could spend ~$100 / second, and still leave a few billion to his heirs.
I doubt we'll ever see him living under a bridge... 
EDIT: s/Besos/Bezos/
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 3-Feb-21 8:07am.
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Microsoft's 2021 plans for the Azure SDK include adding codified support for more programming languages, with mobile iOS and Android libraries on tap in the draft guidelines stage, along with general-purpose languages C, C++ and even Go, the flagship programming language for cloud rival Google. In case you want to collect $200 in the cloud?
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Just a coincidence or a call-back to borks of Windows past? "I'd like to thank the guy who wrote the song that made my baby fall in love with me"
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