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When I post any question in this forum, just after that if I search that question in Google then it shows that question as Page's title in search result. How this is possible to show each individual title in search result for each question which is asked on this forum. Also I am eager to know that how this is possible index that question's page SO QUICKLY in Google search results.

Please explain this. I am new to SEO.

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Google is using quantum warp-drives to bend space-time which enables them to access CodeProject's Hamsters and erase their memories for about one hour; this enables the post to appear on Google Search before it actually appears on CodeProject. Once Google has the content up, they run the warp-drives backwards which restores the Hamster's memories, so they never realize the content they are processing has been stolen.

This very QA Post by You appeared on Google Search two hours ago; it appeared here only one hour ago. Isn't that all the proof you need ?

No point complaining about it; the Hamsters hate lawyers, and their Union, the IAHSWU (the International Amalgamated Hamster Server Workers' Union), has such a sweet deal going with CodeProject (overtime, paid paternity leave, free Parmesan cheese), that they'll never rock the boat.

Who'd want to take on Google, which, in ten years or so, will have the running of the governments of most of the biggest nations in the world out-sourced to them ?
 
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Chaman Saini 14-Feb-14 11:49am    
Thank you so much. I am very thankful to you for giving me such a knowledge.
BillWoodruff 14-Feb-14 12:51pm    
Namaste, Namaskaram, Your sense of humor is very appreciated ! Welcome to CodeProject; I look forward to hearing more from you.

dhaniyavad, Bill
Matt T Heffron 14-Feb-14 12:32pm    
(Good Heavens! I hope he realizes this as the well written joke it is!)
+5! LOL

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