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Thank you! Once in a while I wonder if I should respond to the letters they send me, telling me to do the trial subscription thing. I always dump the letters in my "I'll get to it later" pile, but now I can just throw them away.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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The family member... or Sirius? 
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Very true, wonder what to hide anymore!
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I stayed-up late last night waiting for my 17 yo daughter to return from her date with her boyfriend.
It's about 11:30pm in our very quite neighborhood and I'm comfortable downstairs on the couch watching an old episode of Star Trek on Netflix when I hear a strange sound. I pause the episode to better hear the sound and it's someone honking their horn. I open the front door to see what all the commotion is about and there's a car out front with loud music playing and with its horn honking.
I assume it's my daughter and her boyfriend trying to get my attention, (as I recognize the car) so I wave at them and the honking stops. So I close the door, and the honking continues. I flash the house lights, but the honking continues. I look around for my shoes, as I'm barefoot and it's cold outside. The honking continues. Fearing the reaction of the neighbors to the honking, I go outside in my bare feet and bathrobe and walk up to the car.
It's my daughter and her boyfriend kissing in the front seat; she in his arms against the steering wheel --- hence the honking. I knock on the driver's window. He stops, looks straight up at me, but goes right back to "work". I'm thinking "wow, this guy is really cheeky...". I knock on the window again, harder this time. He stops again, finally recognizes that someone is actually there and it's her Dad! He gets a horrified and terrified look on his face, but I'm actually laughing. My daughter gets out of the car laughing, and he drives quickly away.
My daughter is shocked and embarrassed to learn the horn was honking while they were kissing. Hilarity ensued.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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So, kissing also cause deafness !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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There's a joke about that. Definitely NSFW.
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had to look for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5b4mnLk7Lg[^]
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Without clicking the link, is that the one about making a proposition on the porch while leaning against the intercom button?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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yup 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I was looking for that one too to post. 
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for the record, I would not nearly be as understanding - crazy dad face and all. I don't sleep pretty. When I wake up, I *need* a shower or I'm likely to spook the herd. When I get up at midnight, because older children are too loud, being inconsiderate and generally idiots, it's effective.  <-- is the general look I get.
For those that watched the video - you drank two bottles of wine and drove my daughter home? Let me help you sober up...  <insert evil="" look="" here="">
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I think you just defined both "liberal parenting," and the idiom "really into it;" and, I admire you, and the happy couple, both, for it 
When I was a growin' up, in the late neolithic, if a young lady's daddy had come upon me in such circumstances, I would have probably found myself forced to step out of the chariot and walk a straight line, or worse.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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aha, a tricky situation to see.
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Ah dude. You missed the opppertunity to put on a crazy mask and scare them ****less 
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Yes, you're right!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Lol i was waiting to read how you broke the guy's car window and beat the hell out of him. I guess this happens when you live in 4th world country like mine, you expect to see violence all the time. Here we have fathers beating 6 grade student's for "messing" with their daughters.
I am sorry for what i will write its not my intention to offend you in any way but judging from your nickname i believe that you are Muslim and your lays are pretty strict about that kind of behavior.
Please correct me if i am wrong.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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No, Good Gandhi! I'm not muslim. I am religious and have certain standards, but the guy stayed on the right side of the line... good for him!
I chose the nickname "ahmed" because it's 20% "close" to my real nickname and I added "z" to the "ahmed" for the last name. I later learned it was a real name in the middle east. Kinda funny.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I am sorry if i have offended you in any way.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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LOL. No, not offended!  Just thought it was funny. 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I received a questionnaire in PDF format.
I would like to return it, filled out, from my keyboard.
I searched for "Edit PDF" on google, yahoo, and among CodeProject.com
So far, either the links didn't work, or (google and yahoo) lead me to an offer to pay $50 or more.
I am looking for a simple way to IMPORT a PDF file into an app so that I can type the answers (i.e., from my keyboard) and then export that document back out to a PDF file.
OS for the moment is Win7.
If this topic already has an answer, just point me to the thread and I'll click on the link. I did search three times here, and if I didn't choose the right terms in the search, then I will give my thanks for any greater equipped brains who get it right and can direct me.
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Word 2013 has a PDF edit feature (if you want to shell out big bucks)
Alternatively, you can just convert it to a Word document, fill in the blanks, and print it to a PDF printer.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Unless it was created as a PDF Form (this is a special type of PDF, not just a random form document printed as PDF), which should have edit boxes for you to use an any decent PDF viewerl the problem you're running into is that PDFs aren't designed as an output only format and not to be edited. 
IF you were sent a non-form PDF that someone wants you to fill out, my advice is to elephant the sunshines exactly as they elephanted you. Printscreen the PDF into paint. Use the textbox feature (with the handwritingesque script font instead of ariel or times new roman) to slap text on top, and then print it back as a PDF to return to them.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I only regret that I have but one upvote to give.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I actually did something like what I suggested once; although I only used the script font for the signature block. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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