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Frozen?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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V. wrote: Insanely Difficult Easy Movie Quote Of The Day
FTFY 
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Are you Sheldon?
I'm asking because irony seems to illude elude you 
modified 5-Sep-14 8:03am.
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V. wrote: irony seems to illude you
I think you meant elude[^], although the definition illude[^] seems to fit as well. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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 spelling eludes me that's for sure ...
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Rocky Horror Picture Show (the version with Bruce Willis as Frank 'N Furter instead of Tim Curry)
Software Zen: delete this;
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By Ikea[^].
The technical description is hilarious.
Gotta love his accent to.
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Funny, my wife works for IKEA. I forwarded it too her.
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That is how we will teach our grand children what was a book. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Oddly enough, I believe books will die very slowly if at all.
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Chief Design Güru
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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If you have been a student, off sick, or unemployed in the UK, you have almost certainly watched this at some point: Countdown world record[^]
6000 episodes? 
I'll admit: I still watch it from time to time - I started when my mother was diagnosed with The Big C and it gave us something to talk about each day that wasn't her problems, she loved the show!
So... Anyone watch it often?
Get many 9 letter words? 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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I watch the 8 of of ten cats version for a bit of a laugh, nine letter word what's that? I can do 4 letter words though.
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Display Name Taken wrote: I watch the 8 of of ten cats version
Me too, new series this week.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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On the other side of the world, Karnataka, India to be precise, there's a Quiz [^]Program running since 2002, and has aired 2500 episodes, and it holds the Indian record for the longest running quiz program on TV. It is in my language Kannada[^]. I participated in it in 2005. See also here[^].
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The one on the right can come round for afternoon tea!
Always found it a bit drab. Liked the numbers part though, although I find it quite annoying I'm usually 2-3 out of the target. 
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Rob Philpott wrote: The one on the right can come round for afternoon tea!
Rachel Riley is utterly lovely.
I always used to be good at the numbers, if I couldn't always get the answer in the 30 seconds mentally then I could usually get close or at least know how to get there, if I had pen and paper then I could almost always get them.
Since the car accident last November I cannot get anywhere near them, just don't seem to have the basic building blocks available anymore. Very frustrating.
I think I've got the conundrum two or three times.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yeah Riley is pretty close to the perfect woman, beautiful, clever and funny.
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Wow - still going!
We left the UK 19 years ago. It used to be my late afternoon cup of tea excuse!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I used to watch it in my school days sometimes. And in boring lessons a few of us would use our calculators to generate random Numbers Game challenges instead of listening to the class. I'm not very good at the word ones though, I usually get 5 or 6 and watching the real thing was a bit disillusioning when they were on 8 and 9 every time!
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks, But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job...
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Here are a couple of coats.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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