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Since when did women in Sunderland need bog rolls? 
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Such a lady...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
תפסיק לספר לה' כמה הצרות שלך גדולות, תספר לצרות שלך כמה ה' גדול!
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Erm...why? Was she planning on using the plasterboard (drywall for our colonial cousins) as a substitute? 
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Maybe she wanted to check if the loo next to her had any paper left 
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Ooo! That'd be fun.
Sitting there, doing your business, and someone starts smashing the wall down to see if you've got any paper...would probably cure any lingering constipation. 
A friend of mine was sitting there, doing what comes naturally, when their new puppy chewed it's way through the plasterboard from the kitchen and stuck her head through to see what mum was doing... 
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Hm, writing that I was thinking of an empty loo, but yeah that would be fun, plus she was drunk so I can't even imagine the look on her face
I wonder how the dog and your friend reacted, must have been funny
I for one have never had anyone bother me until now, hopefully it stays that way 
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Well, that comes from using plasterboards as walls! In my country it is almost never used, so I would be a little more frightened if someone punched its way through a brick wall
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The traditional material here is "riverstone" - granite blocks that have been slammed together in the river floods until they have a hardness approaching diamond - mortared with limestone mortar. (And that's how my house is built: it's hard enough putting up a shelf let alone making a hole big enough to see through!)
But more modern designs (i.e. built in the 20th century) in the UK are brick (or brick with a wooden frame) externals, with plasterboard for internal, non-supporting walls. It's cheaper, and easier for the builder to be flexible (or muck it up completely and nobody notices).
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Maybe the woman from Sunderland's puppy made the hole and ran off with the toilet paper (was it Andrex?) and she just took the wrap?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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She's from Sunderland - of course she was. A fist sized piece of plasterboard makes an ideal bum scraper.
Reusable too, so she was thinking of the environment.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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What's the problem?
When in Geordieland, do as the Geordies do, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sunderland is Mackemland, Newcastle is Geordieland, here is a cut-out-and-keep guide:
| City | Demonym | ????land | Incident | Correct Local Response | | Sunderland | Mackem | Mackemland | Run out of bog roll | Punch a wall | | Newcastle | Geordie | Geordieland | Football team loses at home | Punch a horse |
Quite different - hope this helps!
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I know it's old, and it didn't last long...but there was a special version of Windows for Geordies:
Windaz Too Thoosand[^]
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With a talent like that for explaining things, you're wasted on development; you should be doing help files.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
In the chaos of battle, when the ground beneath your feet is a slurry of blood, puke, piss and the entrails of friends and enemies alike, it's easy to turn to the gods for salvation. But it's soldiers who do the fighting, and soldiers who do the dying, and the gods never get their feet wet.
Which movie?
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Saving Private Quintus Dias
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ISIS[Φ]?
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Happy Wet Feet
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}
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That's not a movie; it's Masterchef.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Star Trek: The Redshirts Strikes Back?
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End of the world at this very moment.
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The Lego movie.
(This scene was later dropped when it didn't screen well with test audiences)
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V. wrote: puke, piss and the entrails of friends
American Pie.
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