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(Posted on behalf of Jacquers[^] who can't be with us today)
Go near fresh fruit (6)
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Turquoise?
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Close but no banana!
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"Orange" -> anagram 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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And you are up on Monday (despite Mark Wallace trying not to get it!  )
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OriginalGriff wrote: despite Mark Wallace trying not to get it
Yes, I know. I vote for him to set one for Monday.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I think he will vote against, which will leave the Monday setter unchanged: you!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
When I asked for your advice, I didn't mean that you should actually speak.
Which movie?
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What Women Want
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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den2k88 wrote: I use 1TBS
Indeed, so do I: 4 of 'em, in RAID5 in my NAS.
But for code, I use the much superior Whitesmiths layout.
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I put that in my sig especially to annoy you  mission accomplished! Whitesmiths is the one I like less, I find it too dirty (too many lines with only a symbol and no meaning) and too hard to regognize blocks.
After much tinkering with indent styles I settled on 1TBS and the occasional Stroustroup functions-on-a-line (even if after some time I usually refactor it on a pure 1TBS).
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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I will (of course) immediately embark on a campaign of retribution, downvoting everything you have ever posted, will ever post, and are posting. Anywhere on the internet.
In addition, I will track you down physically and ruin your life: get you fired, evicted, arrested, and addicted to Ice, until you die penniless in horrible poverty in half a cardboard box in the street.
Or is that going a smidgen too far?
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My favourites were the ones who'd threaten to call the FBI, because you'd committed the great crime of not agreeing with their stoopid ideas.
I'd reply with "F$%^&@# British, I, you F$%^&@# Braindead Idiot!"
... With varying degrees of KSS-ness, depending on the forum.
Thankfully, a large proportion of Internet users have grown up, since then.
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OriginalGriff wrote: superior Whitesmiths layout
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinions, but not his own facts." - Anon. 
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Yes, but this is the internet. So "my opinion" is always both "fact" and "right"!
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You'd be terrible in marketing.
Hmm. That's the biggest compliment I've paid anyone in a while.
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You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I am too scared to write the title of this movie.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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#13 Describes the QA section here perfectly![^]
I love these!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wow. What a bloated crappy web site.
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I was thinking the same thing. Just about the worst performing site I have been to, this year.
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Way better than anything else I've ever seen on buzzfeed. How many years did it take you to get to the page?
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, and Whitesmiths was particularly caustic for my poor eyes. 
