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Ever tried it? Google thinks that is English! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I didn't see your question but no, there is nothing wrong with asking for help on your homework. I have no idea why some people see homework questions and immediately dismiss them without even trying to help. Admittedly, it is very frustrating.
However, if all you did was post your homework question, which it appears you might have, then how can we help? We won't do your homework for you just like we won't do your job for you. But we are very happy to help answer questions.
For future reference, if you have a homework question, state in your own words where you are stuck and what part you do not understand. You'll get a much better response if you do that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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See my response below, it was just an unformatted dump of some text from a homework assignment, with absolutely no attempt to do anything himself.
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1. You could not even be bothered to format your post correctly so it was readable; each word of each sentence was on a separate line.
2. You did not bother to ask a question, just dumped the text of your homework.
That is what is considered rude (and lazy).
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Sounds like there's at least 2 languages you need to learn...
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If Fosters is to grownup for you.
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Friends don't let friends drink XXXX[^]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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So what would a friend serve in Australia?
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Tough call but you can't go wrong with a Coopers, James Squire, Cascade or Hahn. All safe, mainstream beers. Otherwise anything from a local brewery. There's scads of good beers around.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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What you are not recommending KB, next you'll be telling them there are no drop bears on Hyde Park!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Can you even buy Kids Beer anymore?
And everyone knows the drop bears are only in the bush.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Can you even buy Kids Beer anymore
I have no idea and I think my eyes would simply refuse to see it in the shop, you know "I wonder what that blank spot is for in the fridge"
Chris Maunder wrote: And everyone knows the drop bears are only in the bush.
Ssshhhhh
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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... that they took with their damned phone is going to be smacked upside the head with a file cabinet.
That is all.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The correct procedure is obviously:
- Take a screen-dump - preferably of an error message with an obvious "copy the full error details to the clipboard as readable text" button;
- Paste the screen-dump into Word, making sure to resize it to less than half the page width;
- Print the Word document on a dot-matrix printer;
- Fax the print-out to someone, and ask them to scan it in as a PDF and email it back;
- Email the developer the PDF containing the (skewed) scanned copy of the faxed printed Word document with the resized screen-dump;
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you stick OCR in there somewhere you'll get my 5.
/ravi
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The OCR didn't help: the fax was the wrong side of the paper...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you stick OCR in there, you'll end up with half of the questions in QA! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No matter how many times I hold the printout up to the monitor, the fax comes out blank.
The problem must be with your software.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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This isn't far off what one of the departments I support does. 
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This reminds me of a woman who worked for a client of mine back in the '90s. Once, she called up complaining that her computer wasn't faxing things properly, so I went to her office to see: she was trying to fax something by holding the paper up to the screen and waiting [im]patiently... I asked her (a) what she thought was going to happen; (b) how the computer was supposed to know what she wanted to do; (c) where she thought she was supposed to do things like enter the phone number of the destination fax... her response was, "It's a computer, isn't it? Computers know everything."
Another time, she asked me how she could email a box to her daughter. I asked her what she thought would happen to the box: would it dematerialize in front of her and rematerialize in California, for example? She said, "How am I supposed to know?" I tried to explain that Star Trek transporters aren't real, but she had no idea what I was talking about... so I said, "If you could email objects, don't you think people would email themselves across the country instead of flying?" and she said, "Wow - that's a clever idea! I wonder why nobody's thought of it!" I gave up. Told my boss about it later on, and he wouldn't believe me.
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A not dissimilar experience some years back.
My response: "How do you think that would work? FM?"
Customer: "FM?, What's FM?"
Me: "F**king Magic"
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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