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THROW LANTERN
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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THE OIL SOAKED THE DWARF, MAKING IT EVEN MORE THREATENING.
THE LAMP GOES OUT.
THERE IS AN OIL SOAKED THREATENING LITTLE DWARF IN THE ROOM WITH YOU!
BUT YOU CAN'T SEE IT.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I see it coming that we will be playing the TAOTD (Text Adventure Of The Day) here. There is only one way to defeat a threatening oil dwarf:
GIVE ALE TO DWARF
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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THE DWARF DRINKS THE ALE AND LOOKS SOMEWHAT MOLLIFIED.
THERE IS AN OIL SOAKED SLIGHTLY LESS THREATENING LITTLE DWARF IN THE ROOM WITH YOU!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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IT IS NOW PITCH DARK. IF YOU PROCEED YOU WILL LIKELY FALL INTO A PIT.
THERE IS AN OIL SOAKED SLIGHTLY LESS THREATENING LITTLE DWARF IN THE ROOM WITH YOU!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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STRIKE MATCH
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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YOU HIT THE MATCH WITH YOUR DAGGER.
NOTHING HAPPENS.
DESPERATELY, YOU HIT IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN.
A SPARK FLIES. IT HITS THE OIL SOAKED DWARF!
THE DWARF CATCHES FIRE AND RUSHES SCREAMING WITH TERROR AND AGONY TOWARDS YOU!
YOU SIDE STEP LEFT AND HE MISSES.
UNFORTUNATELY YOU FELL IN A PIT AND DIED.
GAME OVER
(INSERT COIN)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Drat!
Wait! A text adventure on an arcade machine?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Text adventures were my first more or less working programs. On a TRS-80.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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TRS-80 !
I remember when that was totally modern. I still remember my first program, longer than one line, on that thing.
10 PRINT "HELLO ADAM!"<br />
20 GOTO 10
Boy did I feel powerful!
Life is too shor
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I had a little trouble with my parents and spent the day in a shopping mall. In a Radio Shack there was a brand new TRS-80, switched on and the manual was lying besides it. Later a neighbor who was looking for me dragged me home and I was totally uninterested in whatever the whole thing was about. I told my poor parents that I needed a computer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Maxxx wrote:
Presumably "King" from "Martin Luther King"
Which is a bit bloody sneaky f you ask me - being as there was a Martin Luther!
I nearly went with Billie Jean
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'd have been thinking Michael Jackson!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Which is why I didn't.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: I nearly went with Billie Jean
But then the beer goggles wore off?
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For example, today I just received a link to the following "Featured Article"...
GDI+ Deep Color Workaround[^]
All very well and a decent article, but written 3 years ago and relating to a technology that is now deprecated (GDI+).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The featured articles is just a random pick of an article.
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And now it's a reference that is not set to an instance of an object, at least if I believe the error message that comes when I follow the link.
And why does this error message always remind me of 'Keine Nummer unter diesem Anschluß'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Which movie?
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Why Did I Get Married?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Rambo LIVE : Marry me softly
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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50 Shades of Grey
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Interview with Odysseus.
I guess now we know why he took 10 years to come home. 
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