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I am not responsible for your perverted mind! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ewe or eeeui, mind bleach may be required!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It finally snowed here on Monday. We had a green Christmas, and some people were out mowing their yards in shorts and t-shirts, as it was about 70°F that day and it had been raining on and off for the previous several days, so the grass was very overgrown.
What a wacky winter. If last year is anything to go by, this year will be a killer.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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megaadam wrote: snow on the Sahara
Been there, done that, 1979, 2005 and 2012 and probably others.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I was there for a week in 2006. Now snow but pretty elephanting cold during the nights.
Life is too shor
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A bright circle of burning light appeared in the skies over Devon this morning and hasn't gone away. There's talk of alien invasions and Communist plots!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Man 1: he can fuss.
Man 2: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us.
Man 1: Probably he means no harm.
Man 2: He's really very short on charm.
Man 1: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Man 2: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Man 3: Enough of that.
Man 1: are there rocks ahead?
Man 2: If there are, we all be dead.
Man 3: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Man 2: Anybody want a peanut?
Which movie?
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The Dead Poets Society.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."
Such a beautiful movie...The book great too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"No. I am your father"
Let the whining commence. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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3 Kings
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I'm not sure it's the film you think it is. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Your comment is inconceivable!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is three men in a boat, but none of the Jeromes involved in it... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Best. Film. Ever!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You gave it away in the last sentence: Anybody want a peanut?
The Elephant Man!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Dr. Seuss
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Inconceivable! I actually knew one.
Brent
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If we buy a mobile phone,How much pay for it of percentage of our salary?
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Muharrem B. wrote: percentage of our salary
Net or pre-tax?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Fishing?
or
Phishing?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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30% should fit the cause to get the latest technolgy
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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