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I wasn't planning on being nasty - I'm one of the Good Guys, remember?
I even have a White Hat.
Well...a sort of beigish hat.
A rather grubby sort-of-beigish hat.
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Chocolate doesn't get time to stain anything in this house!
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So...you are OriginalGriff the White, or OriginalGriff the Beigish, as told in the ancient story?
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"the internet"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Member 12434922 wrote: hi here new
Welcome Yoda.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Stuart Francis
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Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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But it works so much better with a South African accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: I have no coat, can I take yours? I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: 1. How do you know how hot h*** is? Been there, done that, got the divorce...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Is that why your name is One Way?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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What am I missing? xkcd: Garden[^]
OK, if you leave it a while, it loads a light, and I can add two more, change the colours, position, and "beam width" but I don't get it at all...
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Well, it's called Garden - turn on the lamps and wait for the plants to grow. Just not sure how long to wait...
modified 4-Apr-16 7:09am.
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They appear to vanish after a while...
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I see that from ExplainXKCD - but it doesn't seem to work for me (Chrome Version 49.0.2623.110 m 64-bit) - the lights just vanish after twenty minutes or so...
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That's a pretty accurate sim of my gardening abilities.
- Do the work
- Wait
- Wait
- Wait
- It all disappears, so give up and go to the supermarket
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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