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I tip my cap to you sir.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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... One whale turns to the other and says "Ooooo wooo wooo goooooooowwwwwowow hohowoeooooohohohohhhho
oooo wooo wooo goooooooowwwwwowow hohowoeooooooowwwwwowow ooo gooooooo oooo wooo wooo goooooooowwwwwowow hohowoeooooohohohohhhho
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ooooowwwwwowow hohowoeooooooowwwwwowow ooo gooooooo oooo wooo wooo goooooooowwwwwowow eooooohohohohhhho"
The other whale looks at him sadly, takes a deep breath, and says ...
"Go home, Frank. You're drunk".
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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modified 9-Oct-20 10:59am.
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Could we try to use Google Translate on that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Google Translate: (Whalesong)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A country preacher was very frustrated with the level of alcohol abuse in his congregation. There were several families that were really struggling, so he decide it was time for him to take action.
The preacher used every angle to discuss the negative effects of alcohol abuse in an emotional sermon. He pounded the pulpit, shook his fist, and argued his case.
Finally he wrapped up his sermon by saying, "If I could collect all of the beer and wine in this county, I would throw it all in the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "If we could round up every whiskey, vodka, rum, and gin bottle in this county, I’d empty every bit of it in the river. Just to stop the pain and agony in our families in this area."
Finally he stopped, furrowed his brow and then motioned to the choir director, "Go ahead, close the service with the hymn."
The choir director had a look of anguish on her face. She was noticeably shaken as she dropped her bulletin to the floor, raised up her hymnal and said, "Well? Let’s all stand and sing #365. Shall We Gather at the River!"
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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In UWP, regardless of the device, you can't create a modal dialog that's wider than about 480 pixels.
So, if you're used to putting labels on the left side of your Text Boxes, it gets pretty crowded. So you find you can go higher (about 800 max pixels). So you start stacking labels and Text Boxes vertically.
Then you notice, even though you saw but didn't see, that the Windows 10 Settings all do the same thing; with a lot white space in the middle.
And that they don't use "Flyouts" (which act like "modal" tool tips that require "some" action to dismiss) and instead just insert "message" text directly into the "visual stack".
So, if you're still sweating over your Windows 10 screen layouts (like I used to), it's just all up and down now (with a scroll bar when necessary).
(I think it comes down to how people "swipe")
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Maybe the Mickeysoft licence and Google translate can shed dome light on this. But only if you are in the United States or in a courtroom and the seller buys. 
Quote: If you are in the United States (or in a courtroom), see Section 10 of the chapter on handling and excluding each chapter.
Thank you for choosing Microsoft.
Depending on how you access the Windows application (1), there is an agreement between your operator and service provider or software tool (2) and Microsoft (or your company). If the seller buys (depending on Microsoft Office). If the company has its registered office. Microsoft is an important part of this, be it the factory or someone but a colleague. If you purchase Microsoft-supported Microsoft software.
But this harmony is maintained with the proper use of Windows. Or in terms of importance. It affects you. Therefore, we have read the full license to extend the license to extend the program. You can view this link by specifying the limit in Windows (also known as MS /).
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Software Feng Shui. (e.g. no electronics in the bedroom)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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My wife and I have no TV in the bedroom. I do keep my phone there but that's because it's also alarm clock.
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A clock with a "painted dial" would be better. Sight and sound. Pendulum clocks are good but not in the bedroom for obvious reasons.
(Phones always have a "business" aspect to them; belong in your Career or Money location)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Pardon what might be a silly question, but what on Earth does your reply have to do with the original post?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nothing. Just a silly mood and poking a little fun at Mickeysoft.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The guy who came up with that brilliant idea must also be guilty of recording vertical videos.
All my monitors are much wider than they're tall. I do have one monitor I've set up in portrait mode. Great for reading long pages of text, but just about everything else shows a horizontal scrollbar.
There must be a special breed of people I still haven't met, with their eyes positioned one on top of the other. They must be really goofy-looking.
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Task bar menu option: "Show windows side by side". You can Undo or minimize the others beyond "2" to get it right.
How to Place Two Windows Side by Side in Windows 10 - dummies
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
modified 9-Oct-20 13:28pm.
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... swapping my router from the ISP original to a Motorola MD1600 because the original is getting flaky.
Took me 3 hours. 2 of them to actually connect the stupid thing (the ISP instructions were wrong and needless to say Tech Support aren't available by phone), and 1 to connect all the devices: skybox, phone, surface, ChromeCast, Amazon Fire stick, printer, Sous Vides, Her tablet, Her surface, VR goggles, ...
But finally I'm back! Did you miss me?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Were you gone?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Be nice and give the poor man some validation.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'm arrogant, egocentric and superficial, so I don't care much about reputation points. But he's different. He will suffer if he does not get any.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you miss me?
Uhm, no. It was a little quiet here, but that's all I noticed.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you miss me?
Are you kidding? It was as if there had been a break in the space time continuum.
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Yeah! Don't you feel like a dinosaur when you're trying to solve a technical problem but you don't have Internet access?!
Just out of interest, why did you need time to reconnect all the devices? When I changed my router I just set up the new one with the same SSID and password as the old one and the devices didn't even notice.
(and YES, we did miss you  )
Phil
The opinions expressed in this post are not necessarily those of the author, especially if you find them impolite, inaccurate or inflammatory.
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Partly because I've tried that before and had problems: some devices couldn't find the new WiFi under the old name, or complained it had changed. This was 7 or so years ago, I don't remember the full details.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: 1 to connect all the devices
Go wired, or be doomed to go through that ritual every time an ID changes. Plus, your connection won't drop when you turn on the microwave oven...
OriginalGriff wrote: Sous Vides
Wait, what?
"One of these is not like the others" comes to mind. Followed by "why does that need connectivity". Haven't we learned anything? This isn't three days old...
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