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I worked in a private office once, it was a demountable, in the middle of a warehouse, with no windows, and the A/C was faulty, oh yeah and there were 3 of us so I guess it was not so private.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Whilst companies employ an array of sophisticated technology to combat security risks, often the weakest link remains the person sitting in front of the screen. P.I.C.N.I.C.
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P.I.C.N.I.C
is that like 'pebkac' ?
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Yeah, but I did a search, and apparently I've used PEBKAC quite a lot (it is very appropriate). PICNIC is close ("Problem in chair, not in computer")
TTFN - Kent
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Another way to say it: problem lies between the chair and the keyboard
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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The only way to guarantee employee behavior security is to make sure the employees are addicted to only the designer-drugs the employer provides, and that withdrawal symptoms are rapid-onset, severely painful, even fatal.
from "Employee Management in the Sith," by D. Vader
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Obligatory link to Ketracel white[^], which worked fairly well like this for the Dominion.
TTFN - Kent
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Link fail.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Thanks. Fixed.
TTFN - Kent
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British Prime Minister David Cameron is reportedly set to ask President Barack Obama to apply pressure to U.S. tech firms that offer fully encrypted communications, to compel them to break the encryption to aid investigations. First they came for the hashes, and I did nothing...
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While his motive seems reasonable, it's just plain stupidity!
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Not so sure about the motivation personally.
So far, the UK has a really bad record on using legislation introduced as "anti-terrorism" measures against, for example, hecklers at Labour party conferences and political activists.
A couple of my friends who have been green activists for years have suffered from this abuse. Including being held without charge longer than would previously have been possible (we suspect to prevent them attending demonstrations).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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IIRC those laws were also used against Iceland after a bank crash.
Note that I'm not fully against defining banks as terror organizations, but then they need to be consistent about it.
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Thats the ones.
Never trust any government with unconstrained power. If they need anti-terrorist legislation, insist it comes with safeguards to ensure it is used for that purpose only.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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"I care about the technology and the kernel—that's what's important to me." "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
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Linux will die if Linus do not start caring about the people who will take over the Linux kernel when he "retires".
I'd rather be phishing!
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He'll probably just take Linux with him to the grave.
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Linus still believe Linux is his own pet project...In fact if the Linux community decides to go on without Linus it will just work perfectly, while the other way around...Well Linus will left alone...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The feeling is entirely mutual!
Wout
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... and my chair ... and my remote control ...
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Microsoft has recently announced that VSO has been awarded the ISO 27001 certification by the International Standards Organization for its data security and management system. This would alleviate concerns from enterprises over the security of the data that is hosted in the cloud. Uhm. Yay? "Permission to say, 'Huzzah' sir?"
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If you ever worked for a company that has ISO, you know exactly how much is it worth...If you didn't, than take my word - next to nothing...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Meh. I'm sure the ISO 9001/14001 certified sign stuck on the front of my building wasn't cheap.
I'm even more sure that the burrocrazy it's added to everything isn't cheap either.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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